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DM:Anytime you want, just come over. I can host all 9 of you. Player: I said I'm not coming DM: Cool I can't wait till you guys come over! Player: The other guys aren't coming either. DM: Really? That's great! Plater: We're all tired of the controlling you against us game DM: Sweet, so you'll be here at 7? ...*click* New player: So it's a full party game tonight DM: You bet! Let's talk about whats wrong with your backstory and stats.

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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