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I GOT BANNED FROM USING PLANAR BINDING AND MAGIC JAR AT MY TABLE OH YOU THINK THAT'S IMPRESSIVE? MY DM BANNED ME FROM PLAYING A CONJURATION WIZARD OR CREATION BARD ANY WAY TO CAST FABRICATE AS AN ACTION AFTER THE CORNBREAD IRON MAIDEN INCIDENT WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? OWLTURD.COM imgflip.com AMATEURS. AMATEURS. MET ME WHO GOT BANNED FROM COMING WITHIN 5 FT OF AN OIL FLASK AND HAS EVEN BEEN BANNED FROM TAKING CERTAIN LANGUAGE PROFICIENCIES

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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