The Orbs can turn any Wizard into a Bard. ( Original Comic by M.Snail) | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

Sca frogs ZAZMOZE. COME LOOK AT THIS! WOW SO MANY HORNY WIZARDS ON THE ORB TODAY. NOT LIKE US! MUCH MORE DIGNIFIED WIZARDS WITH CLASS! RIGHT ZAZMOZE? I DO FEEL VERY CLASSY TODAY.

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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someone sent screenshot of the post, someone else made the jjk reference, I made the meme. | /r/dndmemes

Hot Take: DMs do not need player permission to alter PCs in unexpected and even undesirable ways Offering Advice Inspired by this post where I feel nearly all of the commentors have things bass ackwards. I'm sure I'm gonna get flamed off the sub for this, but... A player should not have absolute authority over what happens to their character. The whole point of the game is to put this "you-alike" in funky situations, decide how they react, and observe the outcomes. We explore facets of ourselves by roleplaying because every PC takes some level of inspiration from its creator. No, that doesn't mean everyone is harboring murderous intent or wants to be a woodcarver. But I'm willing to bet if you're honest with yourself, every PC you've played or DM'ed for is a little bit like its owner. Because drawing on our own experience informs our choices which includes the characters we play. Look, I get this is a "collaborative" game. Both sides of the screen are (hopefully) trying to create a fun and memorable story for everyone to enjoy together. But if players dictate what is allowed to happen to them, the game ends. Plenty of people are happy to scold DM's with "If you're going to decide what happens ahead of time and the players have no say, write a novel." That goes both ways. Would you allow a player to tell you "no, actually my childhood farm doesn't burn to the ground as the BBEG's army marches"? Feels a little silly, right? I mean they'll probably be upset. They're childhood home just burned down. They should be. Do you allow your players to decide when they die? If one was brought to 0 HP, failed 3 death saves, and defiantly said "nope" what would you do? Best case scenario for them: you work with them to find a story-based reason why they come back, but that is at YOUR discretion as the DM, not theirs. Slowly changing a PC from a human to a tiefling as a result of their infernal warlock pact is no different. They already made their choice to get in the proverbial bed with a devil - this is a reasonable consequence. As is any story-based, character-changing thing the DM does. Lost an arm in a battle? Brutal. Are you giving up or will you find the will to carry on and finish your quest in spite of the setback and not being able to hold a shield now? Got aboleth slimed and can't breathe air now? Yeah, that really sucks. How are you going to fix it? Or are you retiring your character to live in a lake now? I get the sense from many comments on this and other subs, that players can't deal with loss. which is unfortunate. Because overcoming adversity is so rewarding. And maybe people are trying to escape that experience IRL and don't want to deal with it during fun time, but conflict and adversity are core to every. great. story... ever. We are given this awesome power to do whatever we want (thanks Rule 0). With that comes a responsibility to use it for the good of the story. When it's wielded to draw out deeper emotions, investment, and action, the players' trust in the DM increases and everyone's stories improve as a result. Unfortunately the few DMs who use it for evil have corrupted it into something to be feared. Don't let them win this eternal struggle. So to all the DMs out there trying to decide if it's okay to do something to a PC - if it is done with good intent, not tainted with vengeance or a lust for power, and you truly believe that a better story will be created as a result... Please do it. imgflip.com

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When the Druid casts "Conjure Animals" and summons some innocent creatures | /r/dndmemes

SOME OF YOU MIGHT DIE DRUID BUT THAT'S A SACRIFICE I'M WILLING TO MAKE imgflip.com

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What the Party Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Them . . . Right? | /r/dndmemes

FIGHTER F*** ASMODEUS BARBARIAN CLERIC PALADIN ARTIFICER FRAZ-URELUU WARLORD ALL MY HOMIES HATE ASMODEUS imgflip.com

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In and out, they say | /r/dndmemes

"Let's explore the dwarven dungeon for a quick 20 minute adventure." The dungeon. FORGOTTEN REALMS

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As a lover of freedom, perhaps I should invest in some robes (original by L0ssL3ssArt) | /r/dndmemes

WE WIZARDS ARE SO KEEP ON WEARING OUR ROBES Testar Tosion 2024 Standard T shirt and jeans underwear only (hairy) underwear only (sexy) Expensive AF Armani suit censored I wear robes so I can go to the store in my PJs secretly cosplaying (weeb) The "I may be out of spells but I'm not out of shells" special FREEDOMMM!! EVER WONDER WHAT WE WEAR UNDER IT?

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Turns out, double paralysis breath is the great equalizer and humbler of parties | /r/dndmemes

"TWO ADULT SILVER DRAGONS IS ONLY A HARD TIER FIGHT FOR A LV. 20 PARTY" THE LV. 20 PARTY AFTER THE FIGHT: "DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!" imgflip.com

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Time goes fast | /r/dndmemes

"What you mean is that old, Pathfinder 2e is still pretty fresh" August 2019 A new version of the game, Pathfinder 2nd Edition, was released in August 2019.

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My wizard's personality trait is he shouts JoJo translated names of the spells he casts | /r/dndmemes

Other Mystic Arts: Spell Power Mage Hand -> Magician's Hand Minor Illusion -> Party Tricks Ray of Frost -> Crackling Cold Toll the Dead -> Wailing Bells Absorb Elements -> Absorption Fog Cloud -> Smokescreen Mage Armor -> Wizard's Guard Magic Missile -> Magik Missile Shield -> Barrier Thunderwave -> Sonic Boom Rime's Binding Ice -> Frostmaiden

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Maybe you have a party member who needs to see this... | /r/dndmemes

NO MORE casting FIREBALLS to ligh rooms ever again! Dragonfire Illuminations™ is here for you! Tired of the wizard's gimmicks? Here' the solution. Behold the mesmerizing glow of our unique lamp models, banishing shadows with their ethere- al radiance. Crafted with arcane pre- cision, our lamps work better than any spell you can cast and provide you light for an unlimited ammount of time.

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Take the advice of “old school” players with a grain of salt | /r/dndmemes

Years later, this well-intentioned advice would prove disastrous when Billy came across the Deck of Many Things. imgflip.com You keep drawing, no matter what they say.

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