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Anonymous 780 KB JPG 05/03/24(Fri)11:05:45 No.917826958 >work in a city, get off at 2 AM every night >its only 4 blocks away from my apartment so I walk >there's a lady walking half a block ahead of me >she looks at me around her shoulder and picks up her pace >remember the man vs. bear s--- going down on the internet rn >wait a minute >I can terrify women like this while doing absolutely nothing illegal >speeds up my steps as well >the woman goes into a full-blown sprint >I'm already at my apartment >stops and watches her run like the wind, never looking back >brings a hoodie to work the next day so I can look even more sketchy >got off a little earlier, there's a different woman >she does the same thing, speed walks the f--- away from me >Turns out she lives in my building, fumbles her key card to get in >I get closer, she screams "stay away from me" >roll my eyes and hold up my key card to the building, say "then open the god damn door so I can go home" >she has a pale look as she grabs her card and opens the door >trying to contain my laughter when I see her taking the stairs after I step onto the elevator In a world where rent is like 80% of your monthly income, you gotta find ways to entertain yourself for free

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
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☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
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