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Anonymous 780 KB JPG 05/03/24(Fri)11:05:45 No.917826958 >work in a city, get off at 2 AM every night >its only 4 blocks away from my apartment so I walk >there's a lady walking half a block ahead of me >she looks at me around her shoulder and picks up her pace >remember the man vs. bear s--- going down on the internet rn >wait a minute >I can terrify women like this while doing absolutely nothing illegal >speeds up my steps as well >the woman goes into a full-blown sprint >I'm already at my apartment >stops and watches her run like the wind, never looking back >brings a hoodie to work the next day so I can look even more sketchy >got off a little earlier, there's a different woman >she does the same thing, speed walks the f--- away from me >Turns out she lives in my building, fumbles her key card to get in >I get closer, she screams "stay away from me" >roll my eyes and hold up my key card to the building, say "then open the god damn door so I can go home" >she has a pale look as she grabs her card and opens the door >trying to contain my laughter when I see her taking the stairs after I step onto the elevator In a world where rent is like 80% of your monthly income, you gotta find ways to entertain yourself for free

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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