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: Anonymous how jojo got me a gf 04/19/24(Fri)19:00:33 No.917125010 DIO is read th-2562822428.jpg 41 KB JPG >be me >20, autistic jotard >reading a book in a park one day >autism kicks in and i have the urge to pose like picrel while i read >10 minutes go by and i hear "yare yare daze" >i turn around and there's a girl watching me and she's posing like jotaro >i turn and say "oh you're approaching me?" she walks closer and says "i can't talk to you without getting closer" >we both laugh and she asks about what i'm reading >i jokingly tell her it's my diary and i've written how to attain heaven >we both laugh again and she tells me about herself >turns out i'm only older than her by one year and we have similar interests >we exchange numbers and we talk for a few days after >a month goes by and she comes to my house and we start jojo part 9 together >half way through the chapter, we both look at each other and then we kiss >we didn't have condoms because we didn't expect to do anything today but we played around a little bit instead >afterwards, we clean up and we play some eyes of heaven >1 year later and we're still together >mfw being an autistic jojo fan got me a gf

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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