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>Found out friends ostracized me for this. Politics ruins friendships Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)01:04:17 No.917015911 >Be me in the 2010s, in my 20s. >Friends come to ask me to join them >Expecting the usual pizza, vidya, and b-movie riffing, always a good time. >Friends don't have movie or vidya up "What's up?" >"Oh hey anon, we're talking about [Current Political BS], we want your opinion." >Decide to be honest with them, they are my friends after all "Sorry, I don't know enough about the current political culture to make a valid argument or opinion, I'd rather not say anything that would be intrinsically wrong." >"Anon, you live in this f------ country, you HAVE to have an opinion!" >MFW my friends to try to put me into conversational hostage over this. >Decide to rebuke "Look guys, how about we just get a pizza, and fire up some Injustice 2?" >"Anon, we're adults, we talk politics now." >I just leave because I don't wanna deal with that b-------. Since when is being smart enough to know that I don't know something a bad thing? Politics has really ruined things for me and it's kind of sad because I miss my friends on who they used to be, it's like bodysnatchers.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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