[OC] The Weekly Roll Ch. 151. "Ouch" | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

ALLRIGHT EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN. THERE'S NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE. LET'S JUST TAKE A MOMENT AN- THE WEEKLY ROLL #151 @CME_T لی D ༩༽༡ 999 THUNK. LINKTR.EE/CME_T V OH S--- OH S--- OH S--- OH SHI M 3

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Jump Good | /r/dndmemes

WOTC You can fly!? Level 6 Ascendant Dragon Monks No. Jump good!

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Tbf, would YOU want a screaming baby interrupting your epic, climatic boss battle? | /r/dndmemes

DM: The Scarlet Goddess politely requests you wait before engaging in battle PALADIN: Wait, what? Why? We've spent 30 sessions to get to this point, and you're making us wait? What could be more important than the fate of the world?! DM: Feeding time made with mematic

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No, Sanctuary and Spirit Guardians can't stack. Thanks for trying though. | /r/dndmemes

HELL HUH YOUR NAME'S NOT ON OUR LIST ° O I'm a rules lawyer that only plays by the rules when they benefit me OF COURSE NOT BECAUSE I DON'T BELONG HERE HELL EXTRA-HELL WELCOME ELCOME light roast

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It's my hidden heavens module, where all my games have taken place in the past 5 years. It's gonna take so fucking long to write.. | /r/dndmemes

Finally start writing the module that I have put off for forever, with over 183 different documents of notes, lore drops, short stories, custom items, dungeons, locations, etc ea being between 4 and 22 pages Barely started on the overview of the setting and it's already 9 pages 9

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As it was written | /r/dndmemes

When the Divination Wizard tells the Paladin he is going to crit on his next attack Lisan al-Gaib

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It always goes off the rails | /r/dndmemes

DM'S The carefully constructed campaign Players Shenanigans

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This was an actual application to one of my games. | /r/dndmemes

I'LL NEED YOU TO STOP RIGHT THERE "So, DM, my character is a harengon/tabaxi/shifter hybrid who's obsessed with climbing tall things. They also imgtip.com

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Saying “No” is an important skill as a DM and as a person | /r/dndmemes

"Find an in game punishment for out of game behavior and go above and beyond and spend hours tweaking balance and homebrew rules oh and I bet it would be fun if I came up with new mechanics" 34% 34% "No" 68% 14% 14% 0.1% 2% 2% 95% 0.1% IQ score 55 70 made with mematic 70 85 100 115 130 145 "No"

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Something that happened a session ago | /r/dndmemes

Shamash-Nasir: *Recruits an army of untrained illiterate peasants to storm a prison guarded by heavily equipped, experienced soldiers.* *The peasants lose with 7 and a horse dead while only 1 guard is killed.* Shamash-Nasir: imgflip.com

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"but it only gives you resistance!" "i know" | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com the DM making the bard take lethal amounts of damage from f------ the monster the DM having underestimated their players the parties spells and the bards magic items allowing him to survive

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Fog giant art across the editions | /r/dndmemes

1E DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: THE FOG GIANT 2E 3E 4E 4E DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FOG GIANTS 5E WOE! ROCK BE UPON OLD GIANT YELLS KICK-ASS ILLUSTRATION, BUT UNLESS THEY DO CARE AND I YE, M-----------! AT FOG CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT THAT FEMUR IS FROM? JUST MISSED THE PICTURE. GOOGLING GETS SO OLD IF GOLLUM AND LEGOLAS HAD A BABY

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A good lawyer could get you out of it. I know a guy in Avernus if you want... | /r/dndmemes

I hate this whole "fey debt" trope. You have no idea how debt and contract law even works! Debt can't be just arbitrarily assigned, or pawned off, or inherited! But you're forgetting the fey If you're so chaotic and laissez-faire, then why do you put so much significance on debts anyway?! You shouldn't view them as something sacred that must be honored! You shouldn't care at all! are chaotic. We don't care about laws or fairness. We do what we want. 71 11 I guess I don't have an answer for that... " We DON'T! HUMANS do! Why do you think we pull this crap with you and not with each other? Good! Then you can pay me back the 5 bucks I lent you last week!

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