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I'LL NEED YOU TO STOP RIGHT THERE "So, DM, my character is a harengon/tabaxi/shifter hybrid who's obsessed with climbing tall things. They also imgtip.com

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Saying “No” is an important skill as a DM and as a person | /r/dndmemes

"Find an in game punishment for out of game behavior and go above and beyond and spend hours tweaking balance and homebrew rules oh and I bet it would be fun if I came up with new mechanics" 34% 34% "No" 68% 14% 14% 0.1% 2% 2% 95% 0.1% IQ score 55 70 made with mematic 70 85 100 115 130 145 "No"

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Something that happened a session ago | /r/dndmemes

Shamash-Nasir: *Recruits an army of untrained illiterate peasants to storm a prison guarded by heavily equipped, experienced soldiers.* *The peasants lose with 7 and a horse dead while only 1 guard is killed.* Shamash-Nasir: imgflip.com

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"but it only gives you resistance!" "i know" | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com the DM making the bard take lethal amounts of damage from f------ the monster the DM having underestimated their players the parties spells and the bards magic items allowing him to survive

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Fog giant art across the editions | /r/dndmemes

1E DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: THE FOG GIANT 2E 3E 4E 4E DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FOG GIANTS 5E WOE! ROCK BE UPON OLD GIANT YELLS KICK-ASS ILLUSTRATION, BUT UNLESS THEY DO CARE AND I YE, M-----------! AT FOG CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHAT THAT FEMUR IS FROM? JUST MISSED THE PICTURE. GOOGLING GETS SO OLD IF GOLLUM AND LEGOLAS HAD A BABY

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A good lawyer could get you out of it. I know a guy in Avernus if you want... | /r/dndmemes

I hate this whole "fey debt" trope. You have no idea how debt and contract law even works! Debt can't be just arbitrarily assigned, or pawned off, or inherited! But you're forgetting the fey If you're so chaotic and laissez-faire, then why do you put so much significance on debts anyway?! You shouldn't view them as something sacred that must be honored! You shouldn't care at all! are chaotic. We don't care about laws or fairness. We do what we want. 71 11 I guess I don't have an answer for that... " We DON'T! HUMANS do! Why do you think we pull this crap with you and not with each other? Good! Then you can pay me back the 5 bucks I lent you last week!

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The origin of a Great Old One Warlock | /r/dndmemes

Kalkiedoodles reposted A. Wake @S_Mart_Employee - Apr 9 Imagine being ripped out of your comfortable life by a higher being and getting exposed to the glory of the cosmos and then immediately getting put back good reddit @GoodReddit Apr 9 Pulysses 11h Man shows eclipse to his fish 727 136K 352K 7.9M 1

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20 sessions later "Do you remember us, you bastard? Do you have ANY idea how long it took us to find that horse?!" | /r/dndmemes

PARTY FINALLY FOUND THE MISSING HORSE AFTER SEARCHING FOR DAYS A DRAGON FLIES OFF WITH IT WAIT, OUR QUEST ITEM!

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"The mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!" | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR CHARACTERS WOULD MAKE A GOOD DECISION BUT YOU ENJOY MAKING QUESTIONABLE ONES I bet he's thinking. about other women Man I really wanted to know what was in that obviously trapped chest

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What's the craziest thing I've let happen? Well, there WAS the time Asmodeus sued them.. | /r/dndmemes

MY PLAYERS YEAH WE KNOW MOST PEOPLE WOULD CALL THIS IDEA 'BATSHIT INSANE' BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK? THE DM

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A derelict fort is one thing, it's quite another for a rival nation to be built up within a kingdom's borders. | /r/dndmemes

EMISSARY: DUDE WE HIRED YOU TO CLEAN OUT THE KEEP YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP IT. YOU HAVE TO LEAVE OR WE'LL REMOVE YOU BY FORCE. F--- U MY PLAYERS You and what army! OK THAT'S A BIG ARMY

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Yeah, you moron. You dreamt it. | /r/dndmemes

Beholders after creating an unprecedented monstrosity Oh, s---! Did I dream that?

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I might be a wizard! | /r/dndmemes

COMICTOBER 26: Magic Sorcerer I WAS BORN WITH MY MAGIC. Cleric MY MAGIC IS FROM THE GODS! Warlock I HAVE A MAGICAL SUGAR DADDY! Wizard @Kelsiebru @Kelsie Brumet Kelsie Brumet

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