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BARD:O SEDUCE THE BBEG DM:OK ROLL FOR PERSUASION BARD:NAT 20 BBEG: And now that I'm no longer evil, BARD I no longer need things to do evil BARD SPHERE OF ANNIHILATION, awesome! imgflip.com MEGAMIN

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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This was a wacky session | /r/dndmemes

Party: Alright as long as we keep quiet we should be fine. Our Tiefling Cleric, about to start a chain of events leading to most the party in jail, one on the run for murder, and an extremely disappointed Paladin: Said Teifling Random Guard who didn't pose a threat

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Standing here, I realize… | /r/dndmemes

Here's a homebrew page discussion Homebrew Page view source history class I found. I'm Nanomachines Son (5e Class) very sure this is going to improve the quality of our game. Ok let me see- Contents [hide] 1 Nanomachines User 1.1 Microscopic Machines with great power 1.2 Creating a Nanomachines User 1.3 Class Features 1.3.1 Table: The Nanomachines User 1.3.2 Nanomachines 1.3.3 Improved Organs 1.3.4 Analysis 1.3.5 Operating System Defenses 1.3.6 Empowerment 1.3.7 Nano-Strikes 1.3.8 Ability Score Improvement 1.3.9 Extra Attack 1.3.10 Nano-Recovery 1.3.11 Hacking 1.3.12 Destructive Strikes 1.3.13 Acceleration 1.3.14 Nanomachines, Son 1.3.15 Forceful Style 1.3.16 Unstoppable 1.3.17 Magnetic Field 1.3.18 I HAVE A DREAM 1.3.19 Superior Mind 1.3.20 WHY WONT YOU DIE?! 1.3.21 Unsurpassed Resistance 1.3.22 You follow your Wrath 13:23 Emnnwarmant Imrnuament Talk Contributions Create Accou This page was created by a user of D&D Wiki, an Talk to your Dungeon Master before you use it. The made with mematic WHAT

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idea hat needs to be a real magic item. | /r/dndmemes

failed intelligence check player tries using magic item I HAVE NO COMIC IDEAS item is I LOVE THE IDEA failed wisdom cursed HAT BECAUSE save IDEA IT WHISPERS IDEA HAT IDEAS SHEN COMIX ΤΟ ME! TIME TO PUT ON THE IDEA HAT! www HAT BAFAMET? HEHE, THAT'S A FUNNY NAME. YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?...

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The fact that cold damage is a desirable damage type to have in 4e tickles my "dragons are weak to ice in dragon quest" fantasies | /r/dndmemes

DUNGEONS DRAGONS PLAYERS AND Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. People looking to homebrew or house rule 5e to a state they are looking for Where did that bring you? DUNGEONS DRAGONS PLAYERS HANDBOOK Back to me.

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In a one shot there's a bunch of fake treasure hahaha | /r/dndmemes

DM: You see a room filled to the brim with treasure! There are mounds of golden coins everywhere, and they're nice and light too! Party: Yeah let's just fill this bag of holding real quick... Party: *Goes to literally buy everything from the store* NPC: Hey, what's the deal? This is gold-plated tin! My players: atlanta Hawks I feel I was denied... CRITICAL... NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION!

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What's your ridiculously funny/fun but really bad build? Also as a side note, I always allow Small creatures to wield 2h weapons. Because I think it's hilarious. | /r/dndmemes

Noooo you have to play a good min-max build But I want to be a 2h wielding gnome barb

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Gimme your best funny cursed items | /r/dndmemes

You tell the DM that your character loves to cook and then you find a magical pair of cooking tongs When you go clack lack it turns your right arm into lobster claws 9

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You can pry this slice out of my cold dead hands | /r/dndmemes

Cleric: I've heard that, if you consume food or drink from the Feywilds, you can never leave. Is that true? Archfey:...It's not that you can't. Feywild food:

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Barbarian is just happy the wizard is getting his hands dirty | /r/dndmemes

STRIPES The barbarian complimenting the wizard for making a melee attack mematic & Tenor

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I don't trust these mfs anymore | /r/dndmemes

Player: Hear me out... Me, the DM: The f--- you mean "hear me out?"

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I'll grant you lycanthropy and vampirism, fine. But you try to lump us in with the shitting Twilight movies and I'll twat you right up. | /r/dndmemes

Beloved, do not take part in any of these components of Satan's Spiritual Structure* They are doorways to demonic possession. Eastern religions Divination Yoga Meditation Freemasonry Vegetarianism Illuminati groups New Age religions Church of Satan Scientology Rosicrucianism Astrology Tarot cards Lycanthropy Marihuana & Pot parties LSD/shrooms Video games Postmodernism Harry Potter Backmasking Dungeons & Astral-projection Dragons Necromancy Halloween Re-birthing Fomication Kabbalah Skull & Bones 扣 Ouija boards LOTR Rock music W Remote viewing Fire walking Heavy metal Palmistry Levitation Burning man Voodoo Alt "comix" Twilight films Earth Worship Vampirism Raves & XTC Wicca Trilateralism Goth culture Cyberpunk culture "Eph. 6:12 & Deut. 18:9-12

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Long May He Reign... | /r/dndmemes

Me; The irredeemable, unforgivable, horrid, soulless BBEG, unleashing my depraved abominable plan to share a clean version of this for you all to use as a template. u/toxikon, first of his name, lordling of mods, protector of virginity, soft of hands, defender of dullness, slayer of joy, vanquisher all that is interesting.

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