What's your ridiculously funny/fun but really bad build? Also as a side note, I always allow Small creatures to wield 2h weapons. Because I think it's hilarious. | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

Noooo you have to play a good min-max build But I want to be a 2h wielding gnome barb

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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