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WIZARD: "FINALLY THAT THING IS DOWN, WHAT WAS THAT?" ROGUE: "I HAVE NO IDEA, THAT GOBLIN KEPT ON HEALING AND CASTING SPELLS." GOBLIN BARBARIAN: "I AM GLAD IT'S OVER, THAT THING WAS GETTING ON MY NERVES." DM: *REREADS THE CREATURES DESCRIPTION DM: "UHM OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW CLOSE ARE YOU TO THIS CREATURE'S CORPSE RIGHT NOW?" GOBLIN BARB: "UHM ABOUT 5FT I THINK, WHY?" DM: CONCERN* NILBOGISM A nilbog is an invisible spirit that possesses only goblins. Bereft of a host, the spirit has a flying speed of 30 feet and can't speak or be attacked. The only action it can take is to attempt to possess a goblin within 5 feet of it. A goblin targeted by the spirit must succeed on a DC 15 Charisma saving throw or become possessed. While imgflip.com

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Hey Dm! Is it possible if my character had a relationship with Tiamat? made with mematic No

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Deadly traps might be controversial, but when you're warned ahead of time by both NPCs and the DM that the dungeon you're exploring is particularly deadly THEN ignore context clues.. well, I mean, you're kinda asking for it at that point. | /r/dndmemes

You ignore the DM's warnings about deadly traps and open the chest without checking it first. A powerful spray shoots out, doing enough damage for instant death and also turning you into stone, preventing any possible revival. The party manages to get you to the entrance of the dungeon only for the party dog to start sniffing around at the base of the corpse turned statue.

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Huh….I guess this is technically correct. | /r/dndmemes

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Happened yesterday and I hate learning this way that I’ll never be a good roleplayer | /r/dndmemes

Me in bed after one of my fellow party members had one of the best acted out/ most emotional scenes I've ever seen in any RPG I've been in knowing damn well I'll never be able to top it and contemplating every character I've ever played knowing. they're nowhere near as good and wondering if I should ever even join another game because I could never match it

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Where's the love for our crafty-boys? | /r/dndmemes

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They zigged when I thought they would zag. | /r/dndmemes

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When you miss a really important session and have NO IDEA what's going on | /r/dndmemes

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Her name is Grandma Maghda, and she regularly gifts the party sweet treats and cookies that restore health and stave away nightmares | /r/dndmemes

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Blink can help you make it to you next turn, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get to take your next turn | /r/dndmemes

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Fighter? yeah, they got nothing beside bonk, and they're crappy at that too | /r/dndmemes

3E Fighter With all feat and prestige class, take that away, what are you? 3E Wizard A spellcaster who have enough option to solve every single problem, both 1v1 and 1v100 imgflip.com

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