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Anonymous I can fix it 112 KB JPG 03/31/24(Sun)14:54:03 No.916189368 $5K a night failure. Here's how to make it profitable: >Buy used cruise ship that is not commercially viable anymore, think of former sovereign class size >Renovate the interior to look like a space ship (the hallway structure is already for this - hallways are narrow and relatively low) >Prohibit movement to certain levels to decrease staff requirements, open more levels and spaces if there are more visitors >Dry dock it so it doesn't rust from sitting in the water, practically zero wear >Because it's a "space ship" access to the outdoor spaces is prohibited and doors won't open >Builds walls around the ship and project moving space to the walls in order to make it appear it's travelling through space >Space is silent but it's always possible to add a woosh sound coming from the outside or use a exterior subwoofer to mimic the sounds the engine produces >Hide the ship inside of walls so none of the people going inside know they are in a ship Why wouldn't this work? Older cruise ships are virtually free. It's already built like a ship because it's a ship. Drop the cost to something like $1k for the beginner level rooms so that it gets packed really fast. They can just seal off the lower floors if they want to start at lower capacity and then they can just open up more of the ship and put more actors in there the more there are visitors. Why wouldn't this work?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 8362112-1625429106647-8b7(...).jpg (1.08 MB, 3000x3000) THE ENTITIES BEHIND SCHIZOPHRENIA With Jerry Marzinsky Schizophrenics are hearing real voices Anonymous (ID: W41FL1Ba 03/30/24(Sat)23:20:16 No.463475635 >>463475780 >>463475797 >>463475842 >>463476672 >>463476687 >>463476707 >>463476744 >>463476790 >>463476939 >>463476988 >>463477008 >>463477085 >>463477127 >>463477206 >>463477212 >>463477308 >>463477323 >>463477567 >>463477643 >>463477682 >psychotherapist of 40+ years works with schizo patients in hospitals and prisons >starts asking them about the voices they're hearing >patients tell him what they say and how they act, he starts noticing patterns among hundreds of schizophrenics, such as the voices getting angry when the patient goes to church, the thoughts are always negative, the voices dont like it when patients take meds cause it quiets them down, and every single patient feeling like they're drained of energy when they start hearing the voices >psychotherapist starts conducting experiments >he gets patients to say Psalm 23 >all the patients say the voices dont like it and it hurts them >the therapist is working with a patient one day and he says something which angers the voices and causes the walls and ceiling in his office to start making a static crackling sound that eventually moves down to his trashcan >the patient is just dead eyed staring at the therapist while this happens >a couple months later he has another appointment with this patient and he asks him about the previous appointment >therapist asks patient if he heard the static and the patient said it was the voices trying to scare him and they told the patient to kill the therapist because of what he said, which was that the voices are energy parasites >every single time he tells patients that the voices are energy parasites the patients say the voices go crazy with anger >the therapist did another experiment where after doing this, and knowing the voices would go crazy upon him saying they're energy parasites, he would vividly imagine the voices having duct tape wrapped around their mouths and the beings would be locked into boxes >he would not tell the patients he was doing this, and when he'd ask about the voices the patients said the voices now sounded muffled Not only are they real, but human thought effects and hurts them Here's the interview with the therapist. His name is Jerry Marzinsky https://youtu.be/64uyYw2jywA [Embed]

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File: Screenshot 2024-03-30 182823.png (714 KB, 563x791) SCHWARZENEGGER They would shape by changing that The plan requ TERMINATOR Anonymous (ID: KW3YR3sX >>463448150 (OP) Anonymous (ID: OnOwQrQc 03/30/24(Sat) 16:39:55 No.463448150 >>463448257 >>463448378 >>463448400 >>463448420 >>463448685 >>463448751 >>463448998 >>463449224 >>463449246 >>463449346 >>463449401 >>463449484 >>463449560 >>463449702 >>463449736 >>463449740 >>463449911 >>463450006 >>463450066 >>463450218 >>463450873 >>463450933 >>463450958 >>463451282 >>463451643 >>463452335 >>463453466 >>463454240 >>463455273 >>463456674 >>463458868 >>463458964 >>463459115 >>463459511 >>463464006 >>463466373 >>463466478 >>463466640 >>463466780 >>463466997 >>463467345 >>463467463 >>463467849 >>463467940 >>463468052 >>463468277 >>463468852 >>463469374 >>463469654 >>463469796 >>463469894 >>463470191 >>463470228 >>463471505 >>463473123 >>463473203 >>463473458 >>463475204 >>463475484 >>463476860 >>463477022 >>463477148 >>463477357 >>463477475 >>463477607 Zoomer here, just finished watching pic related for the first time and was blown away how good it is. Great story, interesting characters, compelling plot. No time spent on political correct BS or wokeness. Why can't society make good movies anymore? Are great films a relic of the past? Anonymous (ID: W+o0osj9) Anonymous (ID: cLeU419k) 03/30/24(Sat) 16:41:13 No.463448257 03/30/24(Sat) 16:41:44 No.463448298 03/30/24(Sat)16:54:49 No.463449401 ►>>463471279 I love this film too, but you need to be aware that it was one of the seminal works of simp cinema that ushered in the simp era as we know it. And all of Cameron's film are like this. >be underground human rebel >best buddy John Connor shows you picture of his mom knowing that you'll want to and inevitably f--- her > accept suicide mission jumping through untested timehole tech just to f--- girl in photo knowing that it's your bud's mom >spend entire movie simping, you do get to f--- her eventually, but are immediately killed afterwards while protecting her >strong single-parent woman drives off, body counting her way into the future

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Anon plays Magic the Gathering | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous 03/31/24(Sun)02:48:23 No.197784904 constipation face.png 508 KB PNG >>197784439 # >Perpetual frowny face >Insufferable personality >Constantly narrowed eyes This is how all "tough" female characters have been for like ten years and I f------ hate it. So much. F--- hollywood.

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: Anonymous Bruh therapists are a meme 192 KB GIF 03/30/24(Sat) 22:44:28 No.30980183 Why did I fall for this s---? F--- you guys hahaha >be me >go to therapist >"what do you like to do for fun, anon?" >I play video games I guess >"what games?" >I've been playing rainbow six siege a lot lately >"tell me about what you do in this game, anon" >well yadda dada dadda etc, you can put up walls and defensive barriers and shoot people and s--- >"I see, do you think you play this game because you're subconsciously putting up defensive barriers in real life? Do you have violent thoughts with guns?" >uh...no? >"You have to work with me here, anon. Therapy requires your cooperation" Full session had many lulz just like this. These people don't know s--- about human psychology hahaha. They're just repeating some system they learned at jewniversity. A woman would probably be like "Oh, yes, defensive barriers, you're so right. Give me antidepressants now please. Thank you for solving my nonexistant problems". Sigh, alcohol it is for me I guess lol

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Anon is mad about pronouns. | /r/Greentext

File: Transgender_Pride_flag.svg.png (794 B, 1200x720) Pronouns Anonymous (ID: XwHSgxvc) >be me, browsing twitter >click on a trans person's account 03/30/24(Sat)22:12:46 No.463472123 >bio says "She for the normies/It for trans people" I've seen other accounts that do this too. They determine their third-person pronouns on the basis of other people's gender identities. I have a problem with this because I thought the point of telling people your pronouns was to align with *YOUR* gender identity, not other people's identities. I thought this new social rule around pronouns was an attempt to show respect, but, no, it's just a petty powerplay because that's what this is. If it isn't a petty powerplay, then what is the justification for determining your pronouns on the basis of other people's identities? Please stop ruining social rules. I just want to navigate society. Please.

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