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WHAT ARE YOU? THIS KECUALA IS CHARISIDRI Οι ARE YOU A MAN OR WOMAN? I AM KECUALA BUT WHAT'S YOUR GENDER? UNIFIED WHAT'S IN YOUR PANTS? THE PREVIOUS WEARER DO YOU LAY EGGS OR FERTILIZE THEM? imgflip.com I AM INFERTILE

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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No way to go but forward | /r/dndmemes

Player: Why is this so difficult! There is no way a Level 1 party could take this dungeon. on, what were you thinking?! DM who realized an hour ago that he mixed up the encounter for one he planned for a level 8 group: NFL DM made with mematic NFL Player A ****

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Oh boy! I love playing a paladin that isn’t problematic at all :) | /r/dndmemes

The good person leaving my body when playing the normally most good class in the game made with mematic

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One of the spells we have in our homebrew ¿what ya think? :D | /r/dndmemes

AURELOR'S DUPLICATING FISTS 3rd-Level conjuration Casting Time: 1 Action Range: Self Components: V, S, M (A piece of reflective glass clenched in each fist) Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute Classes: Sorcerer, Wizard, warlock (Hexblade) You clench your fists tightly to magically project astral copies of them that last for the duration of this spell and duplicate when hitting the same target. These projections sit on top of your normal arms and move with you when necessary. While in this state you cannot make any melee attacks that aren't unarmed strikes nor use any type of action or spell that would require you to unclench your fists, as doing so will end this spell. As part of casting this spell and as an action on each of your turns thereafter, you can make a melee spell attack against a creature within 30 feet of you that you can see, sending the fists to your target and retrieving them instantly. On a hit, a creature takes 2d6 force damage and adds +1d6 force damage on every consecutive hit a creature takes. This spell benefits from any form of extra attacks or extra actions, such as haste or action surge. At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a higher level spell slot, both the base damage and the bonus damage increase by 1d6 for each slot level above 3rd.

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can't have shit in the feywilds | /r/dndmemes

fey:could i have a minute? me:sure DM:alright, for the next ten rounds you're PARALYZED • A paralyzed creature is incapacitated (see the condition) and can't move or speak. • The creature automatically fails Strength and Dexterity saving throws. • Attack rolls against the creature have advantage. • Any attack that hits the creature is a critical hit if the attacker is within 5 feet of the creature.

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Motivation | /r/dndmemes

w OH NO, DWARF! GET UP! If you survive, then I will give you a kiss! HPI MMM, what? No, I'm done... Okaaay. Beer week at the establishment's expense. +9999 HPE Angry.ceSar

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For me? A solid 90%. | /r/dndmemes

It's time for you to look inward, and start asking yourself the big questions What percentage of your world building is just you letting your intrusive thoughts take over?

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Boomers on tictok be hating luxodons | /r/dndmemes

DM,S WHO HATE EXOTIC RACES Sana todo... sent Rose Sana todo... sent Rose Most sent Kō'oko'a 15 x3 x2 x8192 maggie faye smith "TAKE YOUR DAMN FLEPHANTS GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" imgflip.com

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You're going to heal me... right? ... RIGHT? | /r/dndmemes

Cleric: Don't worry, I can help you. CLERIC DEATH CLERIC

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I am not proud of this meme. | /r/dndmemes

The chaotic neutral player If I butt-chugged a potion of fire breath, could I fart fire at enemies? The DM imgflip.com You really are f----- up, you know that? The DM But I like the way you think. A T 20 R F

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5th level is the adolescent level... | /r/dndmemes

NPC Any Problem Fireball Wizard 17ft away 12ft away

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"Do you have ANY idea how expensive those are?" | /r/dndmemes

Players: We're here to serve an eviction notice from the local village. They want you to leave, or else. Enemy Wizard: I refuse to leave. I like it here. Players: Then we have no choice but to kill you. Players: H-------- 2 of us died but we got him! Enemy wizard revealing they killed his simulacrum: You know the rules, it's time to die

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I can't stand those kind of players... | /r/dndmemes

When the Fighter gets too cocky and says he can Solo the Boss with no problem... SAT OC AT PA SHO PAUL "I'll take him out in round one."

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