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Players: We're here to serve an eviction notice from the local village. They want you to leave, or else. Enemy Wizard: I refuse to leave. I like it here. Players: Then we have no choice but to kill you. Players: H-------- 2 of us died but we got him! Enemy wizard revealing they killed his simulacrum: You know the rules, it's time to die

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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You find this Magical Artifact and cast Identify and Legend Lore... what do you find out?

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I am Torque the Sylvan, a rare and intelligent creature! When you're doing world building, you should ask your players for their ideas and the types of adventures they want to go on. Otherwise you're just designing a world for yourself. You are intelligent, I'll give you that.

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Desert, Tundra, Jungle, Ocean, Volcano, City, Forest... doesn't matter what terrain, that pesky Brown Dragon can pop out anytime. | /r/dndmemes

When you have to poo during your intense D&D session, but you don't wanna break character I must slay the brown dragon ADULT BROWN DRAGON Huge dragon, neutral evil Armor Class 19 (natural armor) Hit Points 184 (16d12-80) Speed 40ft, burrow 40ft, fly 60ft STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 22 (+6) 16 (+3) 20 (-5) 14 (-2) 17 (+3) 19 (+4) Saving Throws Dex-8, Con+10, Wis+8, Cha+9 Skills Perception-13, Stealth-13 Damage Immunities fire Senses blindsight 60ft, darkvision 120ft, passive Perception 23 Languages Common, Draconic Challenge 12 (8,400 XP)

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When the BBEG looks for a place to build a new hideout. He got there and saw a dingo getting eaten by a crocodile which was swallowed by a snake which was eaten by a koala which was eaten by Mel Gibson and thought: "Good!

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