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I am Torque the Sylvan, a rare and intelligent creature! When you're doing world building, you should ask your players for their ideas and the types of adventures they want to go on. Otherwise you're just designing a world for yourself. You are intelligent, I'll give you that.

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Desert, Tundra, Jungle, Ocean, Volcano, City, Forest... doesn't matter what terrain, that pesky Brown Dragon can pop out anytime. | /r/dndmemes

When you have to poo during your intense D&D session, but you don't wanna break character I must slay the brown dragon ADULT BROWN DRAGON Huge dragon, neutral evil Armor Class 19 (natural armor) Hit Points 184 (16d12-80) Speed 40ft, burrow 40ft, fly 60ft STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 22 (+6) 16 (+3) 20 (-5) 14 (-2) 17 (+3) 19 (+4) Saving Throws Dex-8, Con+10, Wis+8, Cha+9 Skills Perception-13, Stealth-13 Damage Immunities fire Senses blindsight 60ft, darkvision 120ft, passive Perception 23 Languages Common, Draconic Challenge 12 (8,400 XP)

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My 1983 inner child wants to start a fire again... | /r/dndmemes

What the worse Dungeons and Dragons product put out in your opinion? Can be any edition. Official Advanced Dungeons & Dragons CAUTION ELECTRICALY OPERATED PREDIKS WOODBURNING SET THE AGES 13 AND UP FASHION USEFUL PROJECTS FEATURING THE FAMOUS FANTASY FIGURES. Make these projects and more Pencil bos, Dice cup, breasure chest, Bullet boards with cork, Napkin Memo boldes Plaques en Decorate with marking pens and semi- precious stones Make useful accessories for your desk and roomoons CONTENTS: G.L. listed woodburning pen, pre-printed cedar wood, pre-printed cork coasters, gold and silver full m precious stones, 6 marking pens, glue, sandpaper, Instructions

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So many combinations to choose from, I have a headache... | /r/dndmemes

Playing in a 5e Homebrew and my Banana Duck needs a Class and Backstory, hmm, what shall it be? The Maid The Mother The Homosexual The Secretary The Delivery Boy The Salesman The H----- The Old Man The Older Son The Spanish Woman The Alcoholic The Pimp

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What the hap is fuckaning? | /r/dndmemes

Trying to discribe your Grappling focused characters moves like.

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Rules are rules | /r/dndmemes

Would you ladies care for a dance? Ew Nol Get away creep! But he just rolled a Nat 20... in spite of the memes, a natural 20 does not count as an automatic success on any roll outside of combat. the difficulty of a skill check may still exceed 20 plus your skill modifier. in this case, no means no.

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Survivorship bias is the best justification for skimpy female armor | /r/dndmemes

RVIVORSHIP BIAS THE SURVIVORSHIP

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They are often in ridiculous places. | /r/dndmemes

When the BBEG looks for a place to build a new hideout. He got there and saw a dingo getting eaten by a crocodile which was swallowed by a snake which was eaten by a koala which was eaten by Mel Gibson and thought: "Good!

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Sharp metal stick go bonk | /r/dndmemes

When people ask me why I like playing martials so much A 20 R imgflip.com T S Swords are fun.

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Never have I ever seen a lawful good paladin look relieved that a chaotic evil rogue is on their side. | /r/dndmemes

THE LAWFUL GOOD PALADIN ABOUT TO BREAK THEIR OATH - You're not that guy. THE CHAOTIC EVIL ROGUE - I am that guy.

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It is a blessing and a curse... | /r/dndmemes

I KILLED A MAN REWORKED OLD MEME I AM NOT RAILROADING, I AM JUST IN MY PLAYERS HEADS AND KNOW THEIR EVERY MOVE DUDE W--?! SBGRAFO

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Because Warlocks never make deals with Santa. | /r/dndmemes

Clerics meeting their gods for the first time Warlocks meeting their patrons for the first time

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My PC Superhero name is Spear-Man | /r/dndmemes

When an enemy has high AC, I'll focus on knocking them prone so melee attacks have advantage! Now you're getting the strategy, my guy! Low DPS Tank DM You know, my pike has reach so technically my 10 ft attack range is still Melee The rules on prone are clear: An attack roll against the creature has advantage if the attacker is within 5 feet of the creature. Otherwise, the Attack roll has disadvantage. Spearman DM So I'm about to hit a guy with a sharp stick, he's in a vulnerable position with less movement available to him, and that's harder for me than if he were standing? It's RAW. Just step closer. Spearman The whole reason to choose a weapon with reach is to avoid getting into threatened range. DM You feel threatened by a man on the ground? Spearman DM Fine, I get closer. I know a 23 hits. That's 12 piercing damage. Good hit but he's still alive. He stands up and uses multi- attack for 3 attacks on you. They all crit. Spearman DM

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