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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: gt 3.14 goth chick.jpg (20 KB, 236x393) God is Bu A help ☐ robots how do i stalk a girl and make it seem normal? Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)16:23:12 No. 76891774 >>76891781 >be 17 >qt 3.14 goth girl from my school >massive f------ crush, like it's ungodly >catches me staring all the time >think she thinks i hate her >give up fast forward a year >find name in year book >decide look up name on le hacker website >find a whole bunch of personal information (bitch cannot hide her stuff) >find address >decide to go to her house, to maybe smooth things over >comes out >does not like that >starts yelling >yells for father >father comes out, and starts yelling to >father punches me in the face, and i run away typing this as i s-- in my car. how do i smooth this over, and make it up to her? i really like her bros. picrel, very high resemblance to her

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1028224F-6AE1-4BA3-B5BB-23F0253D4C7E.jpg 19 KB JPG >Conversation about Christian Theology >ACKTCHUALLY, Your god, YHWY, is actually the descendant of the ancient Pennsylvanian god PooPooPeepaloo, and his wife is the Goddess of Asshshart, who descended from the moon (goddess Lumariel) to teach them the art of Insert- Two-Fingers-Into/As, which is why you celebrate easter. (ASCHSHART = Easter). According to *HERETIC DENOUNCED BY THE CHURCH 1600 YEARS AGO, you guys actually have your whole theology wrong and my retarded retcon fanfic from r/Mythology is more accurate about Zoroaster and Pazuzu than the entire ecclesiastical authorities have ever known about Christ. Why?

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Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:48:11 No.68714289 8 KB JPG >hey guys it's critical >today we are taking yet another clip from my live stream of me watching a youtube video that somebody else made and getting a million views for what little I add in words with my boring dry tired voice >also, for comedic effect, I will stretch the image on the youtube thumbnail for the billionth time >please laugh

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File: 1710633694657591.jpg (36 KB, 512x468) Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)13:37:34 No. 197582701 >>197582751 >>197582764 >>197582915 >>197582960 >Character walks into a bar >Orders a "beer"

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Anonymous 189 KB PNG 03/24/24(Sun) 23:14:21 No.76890460 >new guy at work >kind of weird and retarded but nice and polite >talk to him during lunch >turns out he does art >he explains his universe and characters >notice something >the good and light faction are all tall plus huge boobs >the dark evil ones are short with small boobs >he doesn't comment on it at all, completely engrossed in his lore Yeah I'm gonna stick with that guy

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mous (ID: NUзtoXWn) VIP 11/29/20(Sun)23:44:19 No.29389357 I have been putting testosterone pills in my gay brothers food and drinks for about 2 months now and he is starting to like women more. AMA

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: Anonymous Is this guy closeted too?? 10 KB PNG >be me 03/24/24(Sun)15:48:31 No.30951550 >20m UK closeted bisexual >drinking with friends at someone's house for hours >we are all very drunk >time to sleep >sitting on upstairs living room floor next to a guy friend who is outwardly very homophobic and masculine but also basically an incel >can't remember how it was initiated but we start holding hands in the dark >continue holding hands in the dark while talking to others in the room >we squeeze each other's hand while holding them together and I use my thumb to rub the outside of his hand >without clearly thinking I stop holding his hand and start massaging his head >he doesnt react negatively at all and we continue talking to the others in the room while i rub his head in the dark >go back to holding hands >i decide to leave the room and sleep downstairs I know that this situation was pretty much me not suppressing my sexuality due to the influence of alcohol, but what does it say about the other guy? I'm certain that I was more drunk than he was. I never had any intention to do anything like that and I would never have thought he could be closeted.......

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Anonymous 681 KB GIF 1/29/2023, 10:19:16 AM No.11538405 > want to order take-out Mongolian food > google "Mongolian food xyz street" > no results > google "Mongolian food my city" > no results > know exactly where place is, zoom in on google maps > no results, doesn't display store > get frustrated, drive there and order at counter > phone dings > "Rate your Mongolian Food!" Why is everything worse now than it was in 2011

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Anonymous 63 KB JPG 03/24/24(Sun)12:06:59 No.915845026 >had a wife of 2 years >we never went through each other's phones >she asks me to grab hers from other room one day >front and center, suggestive texts from another woman >snoop through it later, she is brazenly cheating on me with a lesbian woman, let's call her Elise >completely lied to her about being married to me, claimed to be a "gold star" lesbian or whatever they call it >sent screenshots of convo to myself >sent Elise a selfie from my phone with my wife not paying attention in the background with the message, “she's been lying to us both. I'm her husband." >we coordinated after that, I sat with Elise at a restaurant after my wife set up a secret date with her >my wife was pale as a ghost seeing us together, immediately turned to leave the restaurant >divorce was a blur from there >Elise became my friend, very mentally supportive through it >turns out lesbians are the absolute best wingmen you could ever ask for >eventually introduced me to my new gf, even more compatible and much less toxic than my ex wife Cheating wives are temporary, lesbian friends are eternal

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Anonymous 153 KB PNG 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw

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Anonymous you must have known you were wrong when your fingers were dipped inside me WE ARE ALL searching GOING TO for honey MAKE IT that would not come for you 286 KB JPG hobby??? 03/24/24(Sun)12:44:31 No.76888085 >Try getting a new hobby >Come to the realization that watching p---, YouTube and playing videogames are far more entertaining >Quit What's the f------ point then? How do i force myself to stick to a The longest "hobby" i ever had was spending 6 months at the gym and even then all i was thinking about was going back home playing vidya and jacking off to hentai.

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: Anonymous 2002 ドロンタビビビビ 611 KB JPG 03/24/24(Sun)09:45:58 No.76884013 >read advice that says girls like when men have hobbies and talk about them >try it out >start talking to girl at my uni >mention that I'm going to do my hobby that evening >"oh you have a hobby anon? What hobby" >tell her I enjoy going to AMPs, escorts (GFEs mostly) >she says I'm weird and disgusting >mfw >later go to GFE with this one provider I have visited a few times >tell her about this >she is laughing hard and calls me retarded >"why would you tell a normal girl you do this?" >tfw What the f--- anons? I thought hobbies are good? Why are normies such f------ liars

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