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: Anonymous 678 KB JPG 03/22/24(Fri)01:46:12 No. 915738460 >be me at 16ish >On my way back from the pool with my mom and sibling >Mom has to stop at Walmart to get groceries >I sit in the car >Nipple starts itching >Pull my shirt aside and start scratching it/kinda f------ around with it since it's sensitive (I'm a dude) >Just then I look up and a girl around my age from school is looking directly at me like pic related >Ffw a few weeks and we're now seated near each other in biology >She questions if it was me she saw and I explain >We have a good laugh and end up dating a few months down the road >High school passes by and we're still serious, entering our 20s her parents are wondering when I'm gonna propose >Ffw again and we're on our wedding night, I'm just seeing her t--- for the first time >We have a great marriage for about 5 months before I come home early and find her in bed with a black fella >Divorce ensues and I have to move on, 3 years later I'm here at work telling my story while s------- I'm not sure what you're supposed to take from this but I guess you could be a weird f--- and still not mess everything up? Idk man I just get itchy nips

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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