![prokopetz ... I think one of the starkest illustrations of how incoherent Hasbro's goals for Dungeons & Dragons are is that they made the writers take out all the direct references to dragon-f------ in 5E in a bid to render the IP more advertiser- friendly, but still insisted upon keeping a bunch of stuff whose narrative context strongly implies dragon-f------ front and centre in the brand identity, so now the Player's Handbook has gotta play coy about where dragon-blooded sorcerers come from. prokopetz ... "Perhaps one of your ancestors [MADE A BARGAIN] with a dragon, or perhaps you're the first of a new sorcerous bloodline as a result of a [BARGAIN] with a dragon". Yeah, I bet it was quite the "bargain".](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/779/241/027.jpeg "Can't we just call it what it is, interspecies copulation? | /r/dndmemes")
Can't we just call it what it is, interspecies copulation? | /r/dndmemes
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I learned back in the 80s that some DMs/Players can roll dice with enough finesse to achieve lower or higher number outcomes and sometimes even the exact number they want... | /r/dndmemes
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The cat acts like a normal cat, and the party tries to calm the suspicious player. Then, when everyone else turns away, it slurps loudly and says, "No one will believe you." | /r/dndmemes
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