I learned back in the 80s that some DMs/Players can roll dice with enough finesse to achieve lower or higher number outcomes and sometimes even the exact number they want... | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

Player I saw you fudging rolls to save my PC from dying Player 2 Player DM 3 -Can you do that with both hands? -No. Player 4 You're gonna have to start rolling fair with your left

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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All I can say is it involved a necklace of fireballs and a cart filled with sacks of flour... | /r/dndmemes

WHAT'S YOUR BEST DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Ranked #4 CHARACTER DEATH THAT TOOK THE VILLAIN WITH THEM WHO THEY KILLED: THE DEMON PAZUZU Ranked #5 Ranked #6 WHO THEY KILLED: QUEEN XENOMORPH WHO THEY KILLED: DURIN'S BANE

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That's a lotta damage | /r/dndmemes

Player: Holy f--- that was a lot of attacks, but I'm still up. Other player: At least his attacks are over for the round. DM: He uses action surge. The tank with 4 hp remaining: he WHAT

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The cat acts like a normal cat, and the party tries to calm the suspicious player. Then, when everyone else turns away, it slurps loudly and says, "No one will believe you." | /r/dndmemes

A player whose been f----- with one too many literally just a cat times by the DMs 'totally normal animal guys' routine

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There's a very vocal, very annoying minority of people that love to gatekeep and bitch about 5e | /r/dndmemes

YOU KNOW YOU COULD JUST PLAY OTHER RANDOM SYSTEM SE WITH HOMEBREW WHY EVEN PLAY 5E? YOU COULD JUST PLAY THIS OTHER SYSTEM! 5E WITH HOMEBREW QUIT HAVING FUN SE WITH HOMEBREW

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It's the rule of law... fake cry about to someone else... | /r/dndmemes

REALM OF RETAINE OF CHADES MAL EWO WARHAMMER GEEN OF CHIRO WARKAMMER ADVENTURE INTO SOMETHING ROTTIN IN KISSEY OMAR TRAPS CAT TI EXPERTS NO, I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO MULTI CLASS AS A JESTER/MIME THIS IS NOT PATHFINDER. Player:

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In the process of creating it right now. It's already massive lmao. | /r/dndmemes

Total theater of the mind (no maps at all) Using pre gen maps for battles and normal exploration Creating your own maps for your homebrew world for battles Creating to-scale map of your entire world in talespire to allow them to explore it completely

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Why do players thirst for the cursed items? | /r/dndmemes

+2 AC +2 to Attack +2 Damage +2 AC +2 to Attack +2 Damage Cursed with farting 500 x a day

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Shadow monk, one of the many victims of a good idea being stuck in the PHB | /r/dndmemes

> Stealthy monk subclass >look inside spellcasting with no way to mitigate the unstealthyness of spellcasting without feats/multiclassing

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Bastard Swords are Best Swords. | /r/dndmemes

Oriental Adventures meets standard AD&D weapons and armour youtube.com KATANA is USELESS against Medieval ARMOR?! Gawd... martials and their sword and armor arguments. So tedious.

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What? THE ONE TO WHAT? | /r/dndmemes

DM: you open the door to a room thats completely empty except for a Bejeweled sword gently floating in the middle of the room. New player: Neet, I'll walk in and pick it up! DM: Jesse Killz He is the one

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The action economy is in shambles | /r/dndmemes

When it's back to the top of initiative and all the boss' minions are dead Me, the DM A R T Another one dungeons and draguns imgflip.com and mes

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They were so afraid to put it on, so they just carried it with them the whole campaign while it shit talked them. | /r/dndmemes

NOW THAT THE GAME IS OVER, WHAT WAS UP WITH IT HAD THE ESSENCE THAT SENTIENT FLAMING CROWN? OF A DEMON TRAPPED IN IT WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF WE PUT IT ON? IL. YOU WOULD HAVE GAINED IMMUNITY TO FIRE DAMAGE

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