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I played a dwarf named Jwarf. He didn't understand common very well, and only spoke it in a slow, broken way. MY NAME JWARF. I AM DWARF. BUT IN DWARF LANGUAGE, WORD FOR DWARF IS NOT "DWARF." BUT I GET, IN YOUR LANGUAGE, I AM DWARF NAME JWARF, IS FUNNY BECAUSE SOUND SAME. LAUGH NOW, THEN WE MOVE ON, OKAY? We ran into another dwarf in our adventures. Jwarf was thrilled to meet another child of the mountain in that strange surface world. ACH! ACH! Speaking with the other dwarf in dwarven, Jwarf let him in on his biggest secret: Jwarf actually spoke perfect common. <... BUT IF YOU PRETEND NOT TO UNDERSTAND, THEY GIVE UP!- WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT TO. TALK TO SOMEONE WHO CANT TELL OBSIDIAN FROM BASALT ?? WHAT A LOVELY LANGUAGE Unfortunately, the elf had been learning dwarven as a nice surprise for him. I KNOW, JWARF. HNNN... WHA-... WAHAHA, IT'S SO TRUE!! (I KNOW. yourdndstories by AC Stuart

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