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No, Dave, he's new. Let him learn the hard way. I'm gonna eat him. Grizzled Vets It works if you use a super loose rules interperetation and some wishful thinking New Guy

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I haven't read much of the Ars Magica core book yet, but this is pretty much what i've gathered so far | /r/dndmemes

Magi and the Church are natural enemies Just like magi and hedge mages Or magi and the aristocracy Or magi and the peasantry Or magi and other magi Damn magi, they ruined the Order of Hermes! You magi sure are a contentious people You just made an enemy for life!

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Myths walking the earth, eating the soul of the god of death, and a grand conspiracy to pervert democracy, these were things he could deal with. But America not being real might be what finally breaks him. | /r/dndmemes

RETE THE PARTY'S ACCOUNTANT FINDING OUT NOTHING OUTSIDE OUR CITY EXISTS "AMERICA IS REAL. AMERICA IS REAL! AMERICA HAS TO BE REAL!" imgflip.com

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I finally fixed chill touch | /r/dndmemes

Necrotic Projectile LEVEL Cantrip DURATION Instantaneous 1 Round CASTING TIME 1 Action SCHOOL Necromancy RANGE/AREA Touch 120 ft ATTACK/SAVE Ranged COMPONENTS V, S DAMAGE/EFFECT Necrotic You reach out with frost-covered fingers, chilling those you touch. Make a melee spell attack against the creature to assail it with the chill of the grave. On a hit, the target takes 1d8 cold damage, and it can't regain hit points until the start of your next turn. Until then, an icy handprint lingers upon the target. If you hit an undead target, it also has disadvantage on attack rolls against you until the end of your next turn. This spell's damage increases by 1d8 when you reach 5th level (2d8), 11th level (3d8), and 17th level (4d8).

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To sleep, or to homebrew, that is the question | /r/dndmemes

Hey you goin' to sleep? Yes, now shut up With a bit of homebrewery, you can turn Kruthiks Terminids into

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Fear and Hunger TTRPG | /r/dndmemes

Can we have Fear and Hunger TTRPG at home? No, we already have Fear and Hunger TTRPG at home. Fear and Hunger TTRPG at home: F.A.T.A.L NOT JUST A GAME-A SAD CRY FOR HELP LOW SELF-ESTEEM PARENTAL ADVISORY CALL THE SHRINK! FATAL GAMES 7 Girlfeeds Never had them, ever will FREE THERAPY referrals

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Its so funny to watch players think theyre just messing around with the npcs, and nothing important is happening, but actually the npcs are secretly spilling a huge secret about the world lore | /r/dndmemes

THE PLAYERS THE NPCS JOKING AROUND ABOUT A RANDOM TOPIC THE KILOTONS THE PLAYERS OF LORE BEHIND THAT ONE JOKE THEY MADE imgflip.com THE NPCS JOKING AROUND ABOUT A RANDOM TOPIC

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More like Geneva Suggestions | /r/dndmemes

My party after discovering "Zone of Truth" THE WH WASH USE NEWS BREAKING NEWS HOUMOBAMA: "WE TORTURED SOME FOLKS" CNN PLURIBU

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When my players insist on rolling for stats | /r/dndmemes

ME. THE DM ROLL 8D2 NO PALINDROMES NO SQUARES NO DUPLICATE SCORES imgflip.com MY PLAYERS

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Pact of the Great Old One: " your patron is a mysterious entity foreign to this reality, its motives are incomprehensible to mortal beings. The Great Old One might be unaware of your existence or entirely indifferent to you,." (what would happen if you ca

GOO: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE MORTAL, BUT CEASE WITH YOUR CHANTING! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!" CULT LEADER: "MY LORD, I YOUR LOYAL WARLOCK CALL YOU FROM BEYOND THE VEIL, FINALLY YOUR DREAMS WILL BECOME RE..." imgflip.com

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[OC] The Pos'Thal Chronicles Ch. 6. "Gauntlets" | /r/dndmemes

WOULD YOU PLEASE WEAR THE CEREMONIAL ROBES OF POS'THAL? I THOUGHT THE DRESS CODE WASN'T MANDATORY. WHILE IT ISN'T MANDATORY, IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED IF YOU DON'T WALK AROUND HALF NAKED. THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #6 W WELL THE ROBES DON'T FIT. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, WE HAVE SIZES SI FINE! 0 = GIVE ME THE LARGEST SIZE YOU GOT. GOOD LAD. මුදල WRITTEN BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO I'LL SEE IF WE CAN GET SOME WIDE-SLEEVED OPTIONS. IN THE MEANTIME JUST WEAR... .SOMETHING. PLEASE.

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But I gotta be within 30 feet of them... ughhh. | /r/dndmemes

Marriage +2 AC

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Vampire; The Masquerade's strangle hold on the Urban Fantasy market. | /r/dndmemes

So you're Vampire: The Masquerade? No, I'm an Urban Fantasy game that has Vampires and Werewolves. Oh, okay, honey. Well, that would be Vampire: The Masquerade?

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