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File: 69be601c93e075386abf76ca2(...).jpg (40 KB, 421x421) Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)18:41:07 No.76764778 [Reply] ► >find a white hindu girl on here >she's still a virgin and nearing 30s but not ugly >actually comes from a strict white hindu family and grew up autistic femcel because of that >but she added me bc i'm a white buddhist >says she'll only marry into another hindu >talks to me every day and made an acc on socials to follow me >tell her I'm saving up to move to the UK >she says she'll visit me and take me places >jokingly ask her to marry me >she makes a weird face every time and says we can't marry bc we're different religions what do anons Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)18:51:47 No.76764874 pretend to convert duh

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: IMG_0497.gif (61 KB, 640x516) Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)14:15:11 No.76762039 [Reply] >add gay twink anon from here on discord >sext him because Im bored >he removes me after we are done >add him back >he says his friend got jealous because I have a big penis >I ask if hes been sharing our direct message >he blocks me Why are gays like this? + 36 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:56:34 No.76764321 >>76764195 Addddddd meeeee back loserrrrrr >>

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >fat loser >refuses to get an actual job >has a hot 20 year old gf >pisses off normalfags He's based. ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/12/24(Tue)17:36:57 No.76764097 599 KB JPG

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Anon on vaping | /r/Greentext

24 KB JPG >Be me >Be at an office party with co- workers >Someone offer me a vape >I say without thinking "I don't smoke f---- style, thank you" >I understand the s--- I said >I apologize and I'll leave before anything else >I use every sick day and day off that I have >hoping everyone forgets >I go back to work, everything is going well >Boss calls me to his office >He says that there were several complaints from me because of what I said >But he said he understands that I'm drunk >He said he would stand by me because he had never received any warnings or complaints before >however, a formal apology should be made during the beginning of the next meeting >meeting begins >already prepared to speak, boss starts talking about work issues >His topic starts to expand >I get nervous, not knowing when I should apologize >Sweating cold, mind going blank >"That said, I believe anon has something to tell us" >Caught by surprise >I get up from my chair and start stuttering >I build up the courage and decide to speak loudly and at once to get it over with quickly >"I want to apologize to all the f----- hurt by my comment" >mfw Anonymous lame Anonymous >>915262556 (OP) # i guess u got fired 03/13/24(Wed)04:04:43 No.915263452 03/13/24(Wed)04:54:41 No.915265419

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Shopping, A to... A? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:42:52 No.76764162 amazon 27 KB PNG Using Amazon in 2024 >Type in search item >90% Chinese no-name drop shipping products >Go to Alibaba/AliExpress >Exact same products for 1/3rd the price, even using same product images How in the Crispy Kentucky Fried F--- is this a 2 trillion dollar company?

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Anon dislikes gingers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 282 KB PNG 03/06/24(Wed) 21:22:10 No.23154883 >Pureblood wizard. >Wants fame, money, power. >Will cheat, lie & even hurt others to obtain it. >Foul-mouth that frequently threatens/actually harms family, friends, teachers & innocents. >When he does have power, abuses it. >Bullies younger students. >Has had friendship ending fights with the other two main characters. >Thirsts after his own sister-in-law >Worst of all: Ginger Honestly not sure why he wasn't a Slytherin. Guy exhibits serial killer tier behavior. If he were real, he'd prob be frog-posting on /pol/ Anonymous >>23154883 (OP) # 03/06/24(Wed)21:39:18 No.23154925 >Thirsts after his own sister-in-law Why is that bad?

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Anon regains faith in humanity. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HAPPY SAYER HAPPY EASTER 597 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)11:15:00 No.76760618 >be out tonight diving dumpsters and collecting cans >go to the dominoes and see if they've thrown out any garlic bread >a guy is still working there for some reason >he sees me and invites me in >asks if I'm homeless >too embarassed to tell him I'm just a neet who likes hobomaxxing >"it's complicated" >he gives me two fresh pizzas and a small mountain of garlic bread >says "God bless" as I'm leaving There are some beautiful f------ people in this world.

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30 year old hands tweeted this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)17:24:11 No.76757860 ☆ reeda ☆ @_Jaan___ Follow Men pushing 30 be like this 23 year old is perfect for me 5:56 04 Dec 23 · 1.2M Views 1,519 Reposts 1,008 Quotes 19.5K Likes 1,106 Bookmarks 87FA9FA7-4D7E-4F82-8EE9-ED5250F8515D.jpg 61 KB JPG >Yes, of course you can kill yourself with cigarettes, youre 18 >Yes, of course you can die for ZOG, youre 18 >Of course you can do p--- and strip for 50 year old men, youre 18 >You want to be a sugar baby who jerks off a 70 year old with erectile dysfunction? Thats just fine, you go girl! get that bag! >Enter a consensual relationship with a 25 year old who loves you? WHAT? Are you crazy? Is he a P--------? What could he possibly have in common with you???

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: Anonymous can somebody actually explain? a- MINTENDO SWITCH 140 KB JPG 03/12/24(Tue)19:50:16 No.669931150 >underpowered, even by mobile standards >janky controls designed for baby hands >casual games and s----- online >one of the best selling consoles of all time

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The lowest form of man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.74 MB PNG >be me 03/11/24(Mon)19:54:13 No.76747470 >findom fetish >paypig for random fembots I meet on discord >it takes a lot of coaxing >usually they hesitate, say they don't feel comfortable taking advantage of me >usually their first time ever doing it, have to explain how it works and walk them through it >usually end up quitting and removing them once I run out of money >be bored >stalk their profiles and wishlists >usually just shows the gifts I gave them and nothing else since then >mfw I see one of them has received over 400 dollars of gifts in the past 24 hours from someone with a clear fetish related username Simp for a girl and you'll be her paypig for a day. Teach her how to attract simps and she'll have her paypigs for a lifetime. In all seriousness, I love this feeling. It's like I'm helping them to become more confident and realize their true potential as females.

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Anon suffers in a small town | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 151 KB JPG 03/11/24(Mon) 18:25:26 No.915195082 There is NOTHING worse than being born poor in a small town >weather is s--- half the year >nothing around but still have neighbors >worst of both worlds >not enough room for garden and privacy but still have neighbors and noise >everyone is addicted to meth >all my neighbors hoard and neglect animals and make noise all day >dogs, roosters, etc everywhere >zero quiet or privacy >everyone knows everyone >no stores nearby >everyone too poor to travel >everything broken down all >can't even enjoy nature because it's all private property with cameras >no local fresh food >nothing but cigarettes, beer, and junk food >people riding four wheelers and loud trucks day and night >no good jobs or education >no people except schizos and rednecks >everyone poor >everyone angry hates each other >every nearby store is closed down and rotting

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Anon regrets his decision | /r/Greentext

>A single board breaks through ☐ I didn't think it through. Now I regret it all Anonymous 03/12/24(Tue)19:54:52 No >Be me >Live with a hot single mom >She feeds me, cleans for me, pampers me, does everything for me >She always laughs and giggles at pretty much anything I say or do >Very easy to please her >Life is good >In the morning, I sneak out to the backyard for my secret happy boner stash like usual >Hear rustling >panic.jpg >It's that dumb bitch living next door >There's a fence between us and them, so I don't think she saw what I was doing >Dumb bitch says gtfo her lawn >Who tf thinks she is, barking out orders like that? >Decide to show her who the alpha is once and for all >Use my entire body weight to ram the fence >Bitch gets terrified and runs back inside >Mission successful >Probably will get scolded by mom later, but that's okay cuz I'll become her qt puppy again sooner or later >Moments later, someone knocks on our door >It's the dumb bitch's dad >I hide from a distance and see mom open the door for him >He talks about me breaking his fence. I knew this would happen >Get an idea >Time to charm him with my social skills >Pop out and run to the door >The man is horrified, takes a few steps back and falls >mfw I'm a german shepherd

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