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wastehound-voof Follow 4d ago Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini? Me: Yes, right here. Lady: Is how much? Me: $2.99 a pound. Lady: It's usually $1.49. Me: Yes, in the summer. Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup. Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making? Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup. And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady. 33K notes

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