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doyouknowwhatimeme Follow Brianna @singingbirth I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store scumcathundredaire Follow 53.8K notes D

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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German Dinos

swaggersbackto-theimpala I JUST REALIZED WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD'VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW democracykills it's too early for this redvinesgiraffe GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL fieldbears WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON marvelous-freeman Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there's 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

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Good Boys

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These Are Good

spitandvinegar New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! -you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken - a louse will live on any head it lands on - don't put down a salt lick and say you ain't got COWS - there's a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell's too big -like digging a pond and hoping for ducks faedex This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.

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the demiurge's curse

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I think more of us need to be aware of this.

vacuously-true Follow Sometimes people bitch about media, both fiction and nonfiction, that they think "humanizes" bad people, especially bigots fascists Nazis et cetera. And I'm just like. Hey. Hey. The problem is. They ARE human. HUMANS did that. Your next door neighbor could do that. Your grandma could do that. You could do that. "No I'm a good person" why? Because you've gotten lucky and not seen propaganda yet that perfectly hit your buttons? Because you had people to correct you when you f----- up? Idk man I don't think we're all so different from the bad people. We're all just people. Reminding ourselves of our shared humanity with terrible people does NOT serve to justify their actions. It serves to remind us that the seeds of what happened to them could get into us as well, or might already have. It reminds us to be vigilant and interrogate the hatred inside us. If you convince yourself that you're just an Inherently Good Person who would never believe hateful things well. Now any little hateful thing that makes its way inside you undetected is never going to be interrogated. It will be left to grow undisturbed. If you remember that those things can get into anyone, you know to look out for them, and weed them out when they appear, and take the criticism when others point them out in you. So remember, that could have been you. If you forget, maybe it will be. 29,510 notes 2 D

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Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

rederiswrites Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name. rederiswrites Follow "Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming c---??" "Oh no uh, ignore that."

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DNI if you enjoy NSFW things (aside gore) :]

dni-archive • DNI if you enjoy NSFW things (aside gore) :] ALT abyssill #NO SEX!! only murder itsladykit Motion Picture Association of America.

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Me thinking up an insane plot element and hyping myself up for the nonexistent cartoon that lives in my brain

wet-monsoon Follow me thinking up an insane plot element and hyping myself up for the nonexistent cartoon that lives in my brain 70,613 notes

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100% CLEAR - Congratulations Tumblr Theme/Gimmick Accounts

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Truly

genlossicle Dec 15, 2023 Follow ... you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you're gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that'll attack you out of nowhere

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The Older I Get the More Naps I Need

scientia-rex My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified. 40.506 notities D

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RIP

gopyxp Follow Can you believe it? This thing just told a lie. evilwizard welp. to the shredder

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