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: Anonymous Having a girl in your life SUC(.. 249 KB PNG 03/08/24(Fri)11:00:40 No.19756364 >have to take her out regularly >have to gas her up and tell her constantly she's beautiful and amazing >have to remember every gay holiday/anniversary/trivial date about her life/random encounter from 2 years ago >have to deal with her emotional garbage >have to watch terrible tv and movies >have to buy expensive stuff like stanley cups and name brand tampons/make-up/cookware/you name it because normal stuff just isn't good enough >every time she's wrong (she always is because she's a girl), you have to spend 2 hours explaining to her she's wrong >have to guess what she's feeling and what's wrong (there's never a reason) >have to watch stupid tiktoks and retarded youtube videos she sends or she'll get upset you don't care about her interests >get shot down for sex >get in dumb arguments constantly because the cashier called you "honey" >have to answer every text in timely manner >can't miss a single call >have to buy everything >lost all my counter space, goofy s--- all over my walls and my space >nothing you do is ever good enough, you are always the bad guy in her mind until you explain to her she's being insane >all you get in return in p----... sometimes >have to work an ACTUAL job with real responsibilities on top of everything >still have to help with household b------- in addition to that bros i cant do it anymore. it's only been over a year and im slowly dying and eroding to nothing. all of my friends who are engaged or married are telling me to save myself and run and i'm starting to understand it. i feel like im raising a child. i just wake up sad. i dont want to do this for the rest of my life

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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