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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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A player told me the moment his character dies he has even worse replacements on hand. | /r/dndmemes

Mike Primavera @primawesome My neighbor told me his DM keeps killing his troll build characters so I asked how many builds he has and he said he just goes to the internet and gets a new afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding characters troll build to his DM and then his aarakocra started crying. 9:03 AM - Sep 30, 2019

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i love these players as player, but hate em as a dm | /r/dndmemes

That one player entering the room and solving the impossible puzzle instantly. SABRINA, WE'RE GOING TO NEED TO PLAN THIS OUT CAREFULLY! ETCH OUT SOME LOGIC TABLES, AND- FIRST HEAD! WOULD YOU ANSWER BO TO THE QUESTION "WILL YOU ANSWER LAL TO THIS QUESTION?" BOOM SECOND HEAD! SAME QUESTION! BOOM NEITHER OF THEM COULD ANSWER TRUE OR FALSE, SO THE REMAINING ONE IS RANDOM! LET'S GO! HUH, THE LOGICAL LOOP APPEARS TO HAVE KILLED MY TRICORDER made with mematic I Rick Griffin-housepetscomic.com

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There is a time and place for everything | /r/dndmemes

Ranger The magma has solidified in the bowels of the volcano... ALLE CURIOUS CARDBYTHE-TURNER Ranger Bard Effectivily blocking the exit. ALKE COMOUS: LABYRINTIHRE TOTAALI Cleric I got the same problem with sauerkraut. Cleric Are you saying this whole volcano can blow at any time? Ranger That would take an explosive force of great magnitude. Artificer Hold on. Back up. Ranger ALMEDICURO No, no, no, no. Fighter and Rogue KERE CURIOUS [@m¥¥¥bl@]}}@U! Artificer Maybe I should do this later, huh?

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How to roll with odd player choices | /r/dndmemes

"I make camp" "Okay" "And I scream at the moon." "You....scream at the moon..." "The moon deserves it." ".....okay, roll intimidation." "4" "The moon is unphased." "You win this round...I go to sleep." Player wakes up in the domain of Moon goddess. "HEARD YOU WAS TALKIN S---!"

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[OC] The Weekly Roll Ch. 148. "Teaaaaa" | /r/dndmemes

WELL WELL WELL, IF IT AIN'T LADY MALTHAR. THOUGHT YOU'D BE COWERING IN YOUR JAILCELL. mmm THE WEEKLY ROLL #147 GOT PARDONED IN RETURN FOR HELPING THE KING WITH THE WHOLE "MURDER THE BUCKET BRIGADE THING". WHAT THE MISTRESS IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT SHE IS TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE ORDEAL, YOUR LORDSHIP. PLEASE ACCEPT THIS PRICELESS FAMILY HEIRLOOM AS A TOKEN OF HER SINCERE APOLOGIES. A TEAPOT? mas A MAGIC TEAPOT. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HOW ABOUT WE LET BYGONES BE BYGONES EH? I LOST A F------ ARM! ONLY HALF AN ARM TO BE FAIR. PLUS YOU GOT A BARONY SO KINDA FEELS LIKE YOU'RE IN THE PLUS? min ww @CME_T WHY WOULD I WANT AN OBVIOUSLY CURSED TEAPOT? QUESTION STILL STANDS. LINKTR.EE/CME_T NOT CURSED. MERELY SLIGHTLY HAUNTED. IT REFILLS WITH THE TEA OF YOUR CHOICE EVERY HOUR ONCE EMPTIED. THAT'S... ACTUALLY REALLY NICE. DRINK MY TEAAAA S S

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I get really attached to my dumbest characters | /r/dndmemes

MIN-MAXING TO HAVE THE MOST OPTIMAL STATS POSSIBLE FOR MY MEME CHARACTER RO SURFER WITH GUN ANGE mun min GIF imgflip.com B STATISTICS Strength: 2013 Dexterity: 10 10 110 TIES Intelligence: Wiadom: Chausma: 1 Armor 0 Defenal: 50 10 Speed: WEAPON RANGE

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This is a human rights violation. | /r/dndmemes

When the fighter is informed that disarming strike cannot be used to chop off an enemy's arm R imgflip.com Pencar Real life facial expressions!

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i don't fudge, no matter how much it hurts. | /r/dndmemes

what is it? oh no... oh no... the dragon got a crit. dealing 40 damage 우 요 don't worry! i'm sure we can find someone to yeah! in fact, that dragon ressurect you! may have a diamond in its hoard! oh wait, he got another crit. 요

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Everyone Finds Themselves in Both Camps Eventually | /r/dndmemes

But that doesn't make sense It does in make-believe 4

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It's not the size of the ears that matter, it's the blood line... | /r/dndmemes

I absolutely despise the trend I've been seeing for the past year or so where D&D elves have these huge freaking ears. They do not have long, almost droopy-ass, halfway to bunny ears. No sirree, Bob. Not in any of my games they won't. I am absolutely willing to die on this hill. SMALL STYLES H ELF EAR SIZE CHART × B C LARGE STYLES K N MEDIUM STYLES D E F G M DELUXE STYLES Q 3

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Mountain: Exit stage right

jan @janhopis completely f----- myself in the D&D game I run by doing a flashback series to the founding of the city/setting and accidentally including a mountain that doesn't exist in the present day. one of the players said "I'm excited to find out what happens to the mountain". me too buddy 10:09 AM - 21 Mar 19 jan @janhopis how are we disposing of an entire mountain in a way that means nobody in the future ever talks about the mountain that used to be there Dr Who Time B------- it gets up and walks away a wizard did it it was all a dream 484 votes. Final results 9% 44% 40% 7%

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Every time… | /r/dndmemes

Me: *gives an NPC funny voice and silly name" My party: made with mematic

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