[OC] The Weekly Roll Ch. 148. "Teaaaaa" | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

WELL WELL WELL, IF IT AIN'T LADY MALTHAR. THOUGHT YOU'D BE COWERING IN YOUR JAILCELL. mmm THE WEEKLY ROLL #147 GOT PARDONED IN RETURN FOR HELPING THE KING WITH THE WHOLE "MURDER THE BUCKET BRIGADE THING". WHAT THE MISTRESS IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT SHE IS TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE ORDEAL, YOUR LORDSHIP. PLEASE ACCEPT THIS PRICELESS FAMILY HEIRLOOM AS A TOKEN OF HER SINCERE APOLOGIES. A TEAPOT? mas A MAGIC TEAPOT. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HOW ABOUT WE LET BYGONES BE BYGONES EH? I LOST A F------ ARM! ONLY HALF AN ARM TO BE FAIR. PLUS YOU GOT A BARONY SO KINDA FEELS LIKE YOU'RE IN THE PLUS? min ww @CME_T WHY WOULD I WANT AN OBVIOUSLY CURSED TEAPOT? QUESTION STILL STANDS. LINKTR.EE/CME_T NOT CURSED. MERELY SLIGHTLY HAUNTED. IT REFILLS WITH THE TEA OF YOUR CHOICE EVERY HOUR ONCE EMPTIED. THAT'S... ACTUALLY REALLY NICE. DRINK MY TEAAAA S S

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