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Anonymous 03/06/24 (Wed)12:59:18 No.914963890 >be me, kissless college freshman a couple years ago >meet a person to play vidya with on college campus social app >we add each other on Steam, both of us have ungodly amounts of games in our libraries >we play gaem >at one point later down the line, they ask if I knew any guys who were single, I respond with "if i did, I would've asked them out myself" >bisexual.mov >through that message, I sort of inadvertently implied that I was single >she probably got the hint, but doesn't ask me out or anything yet >flash forward to a month later, we're playing game >afterwards she messages me "god I want someone to make out with right now" >I don't really know someone is supposed to respond to that, so I just cut to the chase >"are you looking for something serious, or something else?" >after a long gap of radio silence, she responds with "I'm not looking to get into anything serious rn" >I tell her that sleeping around isn't my thing (I of course worded it more delicately) >she says that's fine, and that if I ever change my mind, she'd be there >we don't talk for a year >she messages me out of the blue one day and asks if I want to hang out IRL >I'm apprehensive at first, because I still don't do sleep with friends >honestly pretty upset by this >I don't respond >fuckit.mpeg >we make plans to hang out over the weekend >the weekend arrives >she messages me less than one hour before our agreed upon time >she says that she has a boyfriend. Has had the same boyfriend since we first met and has an ACTUAL PROBLEM with sleeping around with random dudes she meets >she lightly apologizes and says she isn't going to come >five minutes later >HER F------ BOYFRIEND MESSAGES ME >he's actually really chill and apologizes on her behalf and says that her "behavior" is actually a genuine problem she has that they're working on >I tell him all good, I never planned on banging her in the first place. He thanks me for being understanding >I never hear from either of them ever again jfc

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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