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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous What mental illness did those (...) 02/04/24(Sun)11:53:38 No.76346431 mahou_shoujo_madoka_magica_-_11_-_large_17.jpg 84 KB JPG >be me >eyeball shrooms >only mean to take 2gs >take anywhere from 5-7gs of penis envy >trip balls cannot explain what I witnessed but it was the worst and best experience >for like 2-3 months after I thought i was getting gangstalked by the fbi and thought that the water in my home was being poisoned >after those 2-3 months its still in the back of my mind but it doesnt effect my day to day life anymore >start also feeling completely f------ hopeless like its all over I want to f------ kill myself soon for a few hours >then I feel like I f------ got this and I can get this s--- done for a few hours >more hopeless than I got this though >also feel like as if my thoughts are screaming at me sometimes >very paranoid whenever talking to anyone now always think that theyre hiding a camera recording what im saying and no Im not going to a psychiatrist

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Anon should relax a little bit Jesus Christ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 4 Replies / 1 Image 02/28/24(Wed)19:03:54 No.76613568 >try cooking a meal >fly into a fit of rage after it takes longer than an hour to cook >start screaming at the food to cook and smashing dishes View Thread

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Anon was a cringelord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG UNLIMITED HOU 02/28/24(Wed)17:43:22 No.76613460 >forgot anything before my HS graduation >Everytime I saw certain triggers years of memories of that specific s--- immediately came back inside my brain for a few hours should I get a brain scan

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Most mentally stable /fit/ user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 167 KB JPG 02/28/24(Wed)12:27:15 No.73696166 >Have super bad anger issues >Need to take it out on something >/fit/ tells me to get into boxing >Get into it >Rage still there, but it helps >Gym kicks me out for being too aggressive >Feel the need to hit more than just a bag at home >Get mannequin (Why do they only come in men) >Feels great >Dress mannequin up as a crackhead >Needles in arm, beanie, drawn on stubble >Eventually the high wears off >Need to do more >Decide to become superhero >Start patrolling the park at night and fighting crackheads for real in the woods >Crackheads are usually high as s--- and can't fight back >Record each fight and review to see how my technique can be improved It's not much, but it keeps the anger at bay and keeps the children safe. Thanks, /fit/

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Anon wants to be an extrovert | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: f6kV7KiS). OK 106 KB GIF 02/28/24(Wed)12:41:26 No.19690559 >just be.. le extroverted >just make smalltalk with every single person on a whim >just greet every f------ person you meet >just stare properly >just dont walk funny >just speak louder and dont mumble your words >just ignore the fact everyone looks at you like a circus mutant subhuman >and maybe just maybe you can appear like a normie : Anonymous (ID: d4NL2ogu) >>19690656 # 02/28/24(Wed)12:56:10 No.19690604 You had two choices this morning 1) Make this thread 2) Kill yourself You chose the former. Why?

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Anon is not afraid of mods | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Xg7dnZkA) I 87 KB JPG 02/28/24(Wed)04:09:02 No.19687007 All blue board mods need a bullet in the head. This website is more censored than Reddit now. Every day i hope the day comes we rip internet moderators out of their homes and beat them in the streets.

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Asbestos is to blame | /r/Greentext

FB_IMG_1709039217876.jpg 45 KB JPG >nerdy mousey girl takes off glasses >Boomers: "She looks like that?! Hubba hubba awooga" Did people really?

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Anon is a superhero | /r/Greentext

File: 1708486185603877.jpg (167 KB, 1024x1024) Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)22:27:15 No.73696166 >>73696215 >>73696221 >Have super bad anger issues >Need to take it out on something >/fit/ tells me to get into boxing >Get into it >Rage still there, but it helps >Gym kicks me out for being too aggressive >Feel the need to hit more than just a bag at home >Get mannequin (Why do they only come in men) >Feels great >Dress mannequin up as a crackhead >Needles in arm, beanie, drawn on stubble >Eventually the high wears off >Need to do more >Decide to become superhero >Record each fight and review to see how my technique can be improved It's not much, but it keeps the anger at bay and keeps the children safe. Thanks, /fit/ Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)22:35:50 No.73696215 >>73696166 (OP) Any webms of this mysterious crackhead fighter >Start patrolling the park at night and fighting crackheads for real in the woods >Crackheads are usually high as s--- and can't fight back Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)22:37:20 No.73696221 >>73696166 (OP) sounds made up tbdesu https://files.catbox.moe/bo1h7p.mp4 There you go Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)23:08:47 No.73696369 >>73696215 I'm trying to upload it. Compressing the s--- out of it to meet the b------- 4MB requirement Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)23:11:05 No.73696383 >>73696374 >>73696369 Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)23:09:42 No.73696374 >>73696383 >>73696369 (You) You can use catbox.moe, litterbox for temporary uploads. Don't know the MB requirement but should be lot higher. >>73696374

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the virgin javier milei vs the CHAD LULA | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28/02/24(Wed)09:22:14 No.194265397 V 1707246023306473.jpg (22 KB, 283x353) google yandex igdb wait >>194254820 javi "can't stop tweeting" milei >stupid hair >cries in some gay Jewish wall (actually a roman wall but don't tell them) >only liked by the biggest schizos in the planet >has Elon musk tier sense of humor >not even his parents like him LVLANATOR >Cool, masculine beard and well kept hair >dabs on seething jews by sending food to Palestinians and telling Israel they are genocidal freaks >they tried to imprison him but failed and became president AGAIN BROzilians... You can't stop winning. I KNEEL

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The Rothschilds have one final trick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)21:16:39 No.76610284 139 KB JPG >be me >minding my own business >female calls me over >she is with her friend group made of all females Yeah I drive.. Odrive the bitches away >strikes conversation >attempt to talk like a normal human being >instantly fold >face turns red >they all laugh and walk away After Jacob Rothschild died I thought that would be the end of this s---

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I Think I’m Low IQ Bruvs… | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: (Goemeg) 06/26/21(Sat)22:35:47 No.327668199>>327673995 327679608>>327685429 >>327685570 >>327685800 >>327687876 >>327687892 >>327667980 >I forgot to mention another important part of abstract reasoning, which is 'mapping'. Basically, expressing one thing in terms of another. >For example: >Imagine a picture of an arrow, colored in a gradient from yellow to green, following the direction of the arrow. >Imagine a one-way residential street, with ascending house numbers, with the lowest number being at the entrance of the street and the highest number being at the exit. >If you mapped the arrow onto the street, what color would house number 1 be? >This question really isn't tricky for most 100+s. It has some minor ambiguities, but anyone of normal intelligence can do the 'mapping': that is, the expression of one thing in terms of another. >However, for sub-90's, this stuff is REALLY difficult. They struggle terribly with it. Sub 80's just can't do it at all. >Anything under 90 will routinely make errors with even commonplace mapping (like subway maps, time schedules, etc.) Sub 85s start to get into the territory where they can't learn to read, as symbolic mapping of phonemes (or even morphemes) even with constant drilling, is just too tricky. >Math is another area I could get into, but the long and the short of it is that it's heavily decided by IQ. That's a bit tautological, since it's a principal IQ measurement, but you know what I mean. >As for the criminal narcissists etc: I honestly don't know. However, sufficiently high IQ autists can emulate theory of mind, and do. If you're smart enough, you can build a little simulator in your brain. You also need to be smart enough to appreciate the utility of it. >I suspect that any autist or narcissist over 120 can do this stuff regularly without getting tired, but it's like playing a strenuous game of chess for them. They really don't have the 'hardware' for empathy. That's it.

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: Anonymous 399 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/24(Tue)10:53:03 No.20246954 >Kernels that easily get stuck in your teeth >Bland, rubbery taste unless you mask it with an obnoxious amount of artifical butter flavoring >Expensive to buy at theatres What is the appeal? I just don't get it. 02/27/24(Tue) 10:59:31 No.20246979 doesn't matter what we write here. if you don't get it by now you never will poplet >>20247003 # >>20247748 #

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