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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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DM: The door in front of you has mist curling around it, with an echo of a song emanating from the door. You can't hear the words, but you feel uncomfortable about its meaning. Player: I want to slightly open the door. DM: A void in the shape of a black clawed hand comes through, grasping the sides to block the door. It sings in a whisper, "Come with me, and we'll be, in a world of pure devastation." Player: I shut the door. DM: It does not budge. Player: EMERGENCY EXIT (chuckles) I'm in danger.

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If she were a book, she'd be two books. | /r/dndmemes

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Town mayor: And this is the well that the entire town use for drinking water The warlock with poison spray

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Made a 3-Axis Alignment Chart | /r/dndmemes

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It wasn't the smartest plan I'd ever seen, but you have to admire the balls on them to even try it. | /r/dndmemes

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Happened tonight. Sorry for the walls of text on this one, lotta context for this funny situation. | /r/dndmemes

DM: So you're captured in a tower, and the strange gnome offers you a way out. Player: What does he want? DM: For him to charm you. Player: I do it. DM: It's Geas. Player: F---. DM: The command is to kill the cat that follows him around everywhere. Player: The high lvl spellcasting cat? That cat? The one that cast Command on me to Praise it? That cat? DM: Yep. Player: Extra f---. *Some time later* DM: Something invisible knocks the cups off the shelf. Roll me Investigation to see it. Player: Nat 20. S---. DM: You see the cat. Player: I attack the cat. Player: *Fails saving throw* DM: You praise the cat.

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