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DM: So you're captured in a tower, and the strange gnome offers you a way out. Player: What does he want? DM: For him to charm you. Player: I do it. DM: It's Geas. Player: F---. DM: The command is to kill the cat that follows him around everywhere. Player: The high lvl spellcasting cat? That cat? The one that cast Command on me to Praise it? That cat? DM: Yep. Player: Extra f---. *Some time later* DM: Something invisible knocks the cups off the shelf. Roll me Investigation to see it. Player: Nat 20. S---. DM: You see the cat. Player: I attack the cat. Player: *Fails saving throw* DM: You praise the cat.

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