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![Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon)02:25:06 No.76510710 [Reply] My life was better during covid. Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon)02:28:52 No.76510748 Same, I remember being high every waking moment and beating all the Dark souls games back to back](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/759/736/94a.png "pic unrelated | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448 QUA >"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them" >"But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything!" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can. She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister. I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day. Replies to this post: >>3420456 >>3422005 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 QUA >>3420448 [CONT] >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it. >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP - DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sister's property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" >"But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it 'well' is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9k/, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family Replies to this post: >>3420493 >>3420505 >>3420529 >>3420535 >>3420539 >>3420540 >>3420552 >>3420628 >>3420679 >>3420681 >>3420743 >>3420834 >>3421440 >>3422005 >>3422184 >>3422346 >>3422413 >>3422695 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue) 10:51:50 No.3420598 Q! A >>3420529 4 I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it. Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sister's data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia). Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No.3420529 QI File: 1344955346244.jpg-(8 KB, 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) I I'M BEYOND MAD Replies to this post: >>3420554 >>3420598 >>3420456 >>3420456 >>3420456 3 Why didn't you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p----. 10/10 I got so f------ mad My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running. I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/759/577/162.jpeg "Anon's sister downloads viruses | /r/Greentext")
