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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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I finally did it, no ragrets!!! | /r/dndmemes

20 I hope you know, this thing is not viking, not even nordic, it's a symbol from the anime series titled Berserk, it has nothing to do with norse mytology, so as everyone can see you know nothing about nordic symbols.... 3w Like Reply 80 2" R!!

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Inspiration can come from anywhere at anytime... | /r/dndmemes

DM: What's your character idea? Player: I'm thinking a Magpie Kenku. DM: Ok Steve, what class? Steve: Wild Magic SorLock with a wand as the focus. DM: What alignment will it be? Steve: Well, she's a bit naughty from time to time, let's say Maggie leans towards Chaotic Neutral. DM: Wait, does she have a gravelly, high pitched English accent? Steve: Uh yeah, how'd you know? DM: My 3yr old watches YouTube just like yours does Steve.

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Inspiration comes from everywhere. | /r/dndmemes

DM: What's your character idea? Player: I'm thinking a Magpie Kenku. DM: Ok Steve, what class? Steve: Wild Magic Sorcerer with a wand as it's focus. DM: What alignment will it be? Steve: Well, she's a bit naughty from time to time, so that's say Maggie leans towards Chaotic Neutral. DM: Wait, does she have a gravelly, high pitched English accent? Steve: Uh yeah, how'd you know? DM: My 3yr old watches YouTube just like yours does Steve.

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Something something nightsinger | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com CHAAL AND LOLTH WORSHIPERS BANE AND MYRKUL WORSHIPERS SHAR WORSHIPERS

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80's modules were weird... | /r/dndmemes

Unearthed this vintage 1985 Immortals Set module at a garage sale for 4 bucks. THE DEAD MILKMEN Can't wait to run its classic 21 encounters. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 GLAZARD ANEMY BACKYARD 10 Tiny Town 1:44 Beach Song 1:59 Plum Dumb 1:56 Swordfish 1:31 V.F.W. 1:49 Rastabilly 1:08 Serrated Edge 2:00 Lucky 2:10 Big Lizard 1:59 Gorilla Girl 1:33 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 Bitchin' Camaro 3:01 Filet of Sole 1:57 Spit Sink 2:08 Violent School 1:58 Takin' Retards to the Zoo 0:48 Junkie 0:52 Right Wing Pigeons 2:21 Dean's Dream 1:48 Laundromat Song 1:47 Nutrition 2:17 Tugena 5:27

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Entropy happens. | /r/dndmemes

O Anybody else enforce damage point rules for critical hits on mundane armor or materials carried from fire, lightning, force, water or acid? Am I just a d---? I mean, that non-magical suit of armor and the ordinary stuff they carry can't last forever, right? BATTLE DAMAGED ARMOR

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Like really, they’re annoying | /r/dndmemes

IF I SEE ONE MORE MEME ABOUT STAT CREATION I'LL USE A DAMN D20 FOR THAT imgflip.com

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Displacer Beast art across the editions | /r/dndmemes

pramon 1E DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: THE DISPLACER BEAST 2E 3E 4E DAT IAN FLEMING IS A HACK. THIS IS WHAT A REAL O-------- LOOKS LIKE 12 5E AW! WHO'S A LITTLE GUY? AMERICAN MCGEE'S IS EITHER POSING FOR A MOVIE LOOKS LIKE A FEYWILD PSSPSSPSS! DISPLACER BEAST POSTER OR SOMEONE TURNED ON THE VACUUM HIGH SCHOOL MASCOT

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I find this wholesome and creepy all at the same time. How do you feel about it? | /r/dndmemes

-Earlier this evening, the police approached my front porch.- Police: "Sir, what are you doing?" Me: *muffled through my respirator: "Pouring resin." Police: "Pouring resin?" Me: "Correct." *I hold up a box of the product I'm using. "I bought it at Michaels." Police: "Can I see the molds?" Me: *Holds up a piece that I just finished casting. Police: "You've got a neighbor that thinks you're cooking meth." Me: *Bursts out laughing. Police genuinely interested: "What are you making?" Me: "Do you know what Dungeons and Dragons is?" Police: "Yeah." Me: "I'm making miniatures and terrain for my battle boards."*I pantomime moving a mini around on my tiny 2"x2" water cavern tile. Police: "Nice! Can you cast one for my PC? I need a Paladin in shiny plate armor" Me: "Sure thing. If you're looking for a game, I DM every other Thursady." Police: "You trying to bribe me with D&D?" Me: "What? Wait, no, no, not at..." Police: "Cause I'm about to say... It's working. LOL! Just messing with you. I have all your information in the report. I got a couple other officers that might want to play too." Me: "Uhh, great. Call me anytime you want." Officer: "Ohh. We will, we will. See you real soon" Role CONTACT Alias Age-DOB 32- Race Sex SSN Gang WHITE MALE Ethnicity NON-HISPANIC Marital Stat Residency Tattoo Clothing GBM Id -Entered 11 -Released // OLN/State Injury Incident Classification 3500 SUSPICIOUS PERSONS,AUTOS,CIRCUMSTANCES Height Weight 0 Hair BROWN HAZEL Persons Involved Arrest Date Eyes Build Complex PTLM Home Addr Home Ph # Work Ph # Cell Ph # Other Ph # E-Mail Employer Occupation Addi Addr None Main Narrative How Charged Disposition Date Disposition No Photo 09/29/2019 18:14-608 PTLM Anonymous caller reporting a male on the front porch of cooking Meth. It turns out that was using a respirator to mix resin to pour into Dungeons and Dragons molds. The anonymous caller called because he saw the male with a respirator on and stirring something Suspect is just a nerd playing with dolls.

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One of my players, a wizard, decided that infiltrating a bank heist alone was a good idea. | /r/dndmemes

You take out one of the gangsters quietly and disguise as them during the bank heist You go inside the bank and see the gang you are targeting being killed by their rival gang You realize you are wearing the rival gang's insignia, the plan has backfired massively. You are disguised as the vault cracker. You have no skills, only one lucky portent roll You managed to get in but are now forced to go to the rival gang's hideout, all alone

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DM's, where do YOU fall on the prep alignment table? | /r/dndmemes

Linear Prepped Linear Mixed Linear Neutral Prepped HELP, I'M NEW MY PLAYER'S Sandbox TORTAL HAS A VORPAL! Neutral Sandbox Prepped Improv Improv Mixed Sandbox Improv

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The Aarakocra it starting to learn struggles of having a friend who is girl. ( original comic by flanflan.cat) | /r/dndmemes

POTiON: -SELLER YES!! му MONEY !!! 0₂ PLEASE!! I SAVED UP FOR THIS FOR SOOO LOOOONG!!! IT'S MY MONEY. APOTE S0000 LOOOONG!!!! WE'LL TAKE IT!!! FINE!! FINE. HERE'S A POTION OF... UHHH... P MULTIVITAMINS. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! my MONEY... IT'S BUBBLEGUM FLAVOR!! @flanflan.cat

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