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File: paul.png (44 KB, 498x498) the game Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)00:24:22 No.913853736 >Be rich douchebag >have youtube channel full of 10 year olds >visit japan, be very disrespectful towards those there, damaging the reputation of americans >visit japan's suicide forest and record, edit and publish a video of a man's dead body >>913853784 >media goes wild >people forget about it, you start a popular energy drink company and you get to keep your career how tf does this dude still have a career as a content creator? if i did this s--- id be thrown in jail >> Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)00:25:48 No.913853784 >> Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)00:27:03 No.913853831 >> Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)00:28:23 No.913853879 Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)00:29:10 No.913853902 >> Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)00:30:07 No.913853936 >> Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)00:34:03 No.913854083

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 38 KB PNG 2/12/2024,4:48:25 PM > Walking into 7/11 > See delivery guy holding boxes walking up to door > Hold open door > He walks in and looks at me No.85283259 > "F--- you" > mfw

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Anon has a question about women | /r/Greentext

Why are women online so obsessed with virtue signalling? >the majority of palestine flags I see on twitter are from women >I see a lot more "she/her"s than "he/him"s >the hammers and sickles are also mostly women, although the gender ratio is more balanced >a lot more women putting their mental illnesses on the bios than men, almost like they're wearing them as a badge of honor >the boycott campaigns there regarding alleged companies related to Israel (which thankfully never work) are all done by 15-19 yo girls >in general, it feels like way more women are activists than men Why are they so obsessed with virtue signalling? Surely there's some psychological theory, maybe even a biological one, but I just can't put it into words. Thoughts?

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Anon is a Human Resources report waiting to happen | /r/Greentext

mommy.jpg 149 KB JPG >every f------ 18 year old at my job wearing yoga pants clearly trying to get an easy paycheck or move up >literally if they bend over the pants squeezes there ass to the side OPENING there ass cheeks to you >if i even dare look for more than a few seconds HR's gonna contact me >one dude already got fired because he bumped into one of these women straight out of HS by accident and she "felt" something >cammy now jesus christ help me

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Anon redpills his future stepdad | /r/Greentext

File: MV5BNTVIMGEwNDYtMG12Yi00M(...).jpg (330 KB, 1275x1875) Weae pated me wrong enemy." -General Cobby & Patton 1945 CTORS WRITE THE HISTORY BOURS EUROPA The Last Battle w walters have sado m ho in of olime "Pure united with that will bring the stronyd of me to p and the weakest of men to WAKE UPI Europa TheLastBattle.net How I redpilled my stepdad on da bankers Anonymous (ID: 0/UFWU83) 02/12/24 (Mon)10:10:40 No.458415906 >>458416103 >be me >parents divorced since 2012 >mom tries her best to be a good mother >ffw to last year >now that I'm older she's obviously been looking for a partner to fill the void left by dad who she loved a lot before he cheated >meets some (very mildly) famous ex-footballer from our country online >they get to know each other >ffw to December 2023 >he's coming over so this is the first time I'm seeing him >he's a very chill dude actually >we start talking interests, gfs, school, job all that crap >we hit it off even though I'm a bit reserved >we somehow end up on the topic of history >hellyeah.png >he spews the usual stuff taught in schools and gives his own opinions on the events and figures from various times >I then ask him what he thinks about the communist revolution >dunno.jpeg >time_to_shine.mp4 >I start basically recapping "Europa: The Last Battle" >who started the revolution, the history of the bankers, EVERYTHING... >he's silent >while listening to me ramble he gives approving nods here and there >I finish the recap >silence.jpg >decided he stayed enough and leaves They're still together surprisingly although I think that's awesome. So that's basically how I redpilled my (future?) step-dad on the bankers Anonymous (ID: zOxbSHGM 02/12/24(Mon)10:12:52 No.458416103 >>458415906 (OP) >honey, i think your son has a few screws loose

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Anon enters the workforce | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous First day at work 02/13/24(Tue)01:04:45 No.76438044 After years of neetdom, i started looking again for a job and after months got one in a warehouse. Today was my first day. >have to wake up at 6am >only get 3hours sleep >half of workers are foreigner >Boss looks me deep in the eyes and talks about how you get instanly fired if you steal something, twice. >There are no lockers, you have to stow your untensil somewhere in the warehouse. 195 KB JPG >Toilette is permanently closed, have to go into the office to get the key >Work the whole day in dangerous warehouse, they didnt even provide me safety shoes, even tho its mandatory >Break is only half an hour, no supermarkets or restaurants in the distance >extrovert, low inhib coworkers >Coworker are rude and ask me for help, even in my break when im drinking my coffee. >Come home demoralized, only get content again after imagine about quiting work. I cant keep up like this, This is worse than Prison.

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I'm haunted here, as I sit and forever wait. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous BORN TO FEEL JPG | 52.75 KB Monday 2024-02-12 17:00:02 about an hour ago 76436056 >Be ugly >Can't be in a loving romantic relationship with a female >Realise true love and a loyal virgin girl who would be with me forever doesn't exist because they are all w----- for Chad >Get p----- off and think about having meaningless casual sex >Realise I need to be Chad to get that too >Mfw Chad gets both casual sex and a loving family in the end >Feel nothing anymore : Demoralised beyond belief into the 6th dimension. I am so passive I might as well be a ghost.

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Don't try staring in the mirror | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 76435889 ******** JPG | 6.91 KB Monday 2024-02-12 16:35:28 2 hours ago >have horrible acne since high school >try multiple skincare routines >get actual medication for my acne >spend copious amounts of money on skincare product b------- throughout the years >visit my parents on christmas and forget to bring any kind of soap >use an old bottle of head and shoulders for everything >"oh hey anon your acne's looking better" >keep using head and shoulders on my face for the lulz >mfw immediate results the skincare industry is the modern equivalent of snake oil

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: Anonymous Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut 47 KB JPG 02/12/24(Mon)11:32:02 No.76432964 >awake for 20 hours after sleeping 4 >muscle fatigue all over >so exhausted that I'm stuttering nonstop >literally f------ drooling >collapse on floor >start crying >incoherently ramble abput how s----- of a person I am >gf physically drags me onto bed >puts me in fetal position >sticks pill under my tongue >shoves pacifier in my mouth >curls up around me >strokes my hair >world starts fading away >no more thoughts >head empty >existence turns into pure comfort >fall asleep >wake up 12 hours later feeling like I own the world itself I don't know what I did to deserve this woman, but I am the luckiest f------ girl in the world 02/12/24(Mon)11:35:08 No.76432983 : Anonymous >>76432964 (OP) # Happy for you anon. Also f--- you.

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Anon gets a reply | /r/Greentext

>be me >horny as f--- >also autistic and a little bit retarded >decide to contact an japanese c-list stage actress who's in her 30s almost 40 >finally dig her contact email after 2 hours >I tell her that I'm a huge fan of hers, and I would love to send her pics of me jerking off to her pictures and that it would be very secretive since I'd worry that this could tarnish her reputation. And that my "desire" for her is too great >press send >post nut clarity hits >end up feeling a little bit embarrassed after doing that >brush it off thinking that nothing will happen anyway >3 days later (today) I receive an email that I don't recognize >it's all written in japanese >I copy all that and paste on google translate >it's from the same actress saying that she accepts >but will not reply to my emails anymore despite creating a fake one ? 1.95 MB GIF >and that I should send the pics to this email instead of her real one >she f------ accepted Should I ignore her? Or do I go on with this? My heart is racing a lot s--- I wasn't expecting that

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Straightest greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous k 100 KB PNG 02/10/24(Sat)13:52:23 No.913739334 Hi /b/ I would just like to start off by saying that I am 100% straight, but I have some questions. You know the drill

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Anon doesn’t believe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BOKING SOCIAL BE 02/12/24(Mon)04:54:23 No.196191929 kek what a bitch.jpg 34 KB JPG 196 Replies / 42 Images 1 LIQUONICE BOXING SOCIAL >You still believe in me right anon? MDE never dies remember? Remember World Peace 1? not 2, remember when I owned all those libtards in that TedX talk? Oh man those times when I owned Idubbbz was so memorable am I right? >Hey you got a dollar you can donate? View Thread

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Anon grows a brain | /r/Greentext

The west is rising. Civilization is saved. Billions will be born 52 KB JPG >read on here about women all being fat ugly w----- passed around by chads >read about how it's over cause the zoomer manlet cutoff now is 6'3" and how every guy is a roided up giant millionaire with a massive c--- and they are all fighting over ran through mid bitches >actually start going outside doing s--- >like 60% of the women I see are all slim and fashionable >w----- are few and far between and judged harshly in social groups >90% of guys I see are shorter and uglier then me >all of them broke and either skinnyfat or just morbidly obese >everybody is broke as f--- What's going on wherever you live brehs?

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