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File: grimmaceman.jpg (752 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)22:06:43 No.76402443 >be me >low tier retail wagie >finally get day off, got my vidya ready >phone rings, I can see it's work >don't even know why I answered it, I think I was panicking >it's my manager calling me in of course >>76402516 >>76402532 >>76403339 >think fast and say "ah, do you think if I come in I can have some sniffs?" >she starts laughing and is like yeah, you can have some sniffs anon >get called into her office when I get there >she motions for me to get down on my knees >she unbuttons her pants and pulls them down a little >even with her underwear on I can tell she has a fine innie >it is really clean and shaven accept for a little patch in the middle >take a few deep sniffs, it is absolutely exquisite >she has this smirk on her face the whole time because she knows I will do anything for a sniff >she pulls her pants up and sends me out to work >mfw none of this actually happened >mfw I didn't get any sniffs >mfw I actually just got called in on my day off and nobody even said thank you

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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