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: Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)23:17:44 No.913749127 >be closet bifag >have a gf who likes to withhold sex for weeks at a time as a manipulation tactic >she also has a gay little brother >so during one of our many stupid fights, I end up f------ her brother >mainly did it to spite her 34 KB JPG >but h-------- the sex with her little bro was amazing >better than she was, tbh >so I kept hooking up with the guy >even after me and my gf broke up, I kept meeting her brother in secret >eventually got spooked when I realized I was starting to catch legit feelings for him

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: 6e42aa4fb4a78df4e93376b1d(...).jpg (78 KB, 548x894) O Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)17:17:48 No.913749132 [Reply] Why is she so attractive? Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)17:27:48 No.913749573 ► >>913749647 because you are a n----- p-------- Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat)17:29:22 No.913749647 >>913749573 Ah. Fair point. Thank you, sir.

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WEBM | 2.92 MB Saturday 2024-02-10 21:52:59 27 minutes ago I was weak >need to buy usb cable to connect gamepad to PC and play vidya >go to phone store on my way home so I don't need to go out afterwards >on my way there repeat to myself "I'm just going to look at the prices, I can't afford an expensive cable so I'll just ask if they got any, what price is it, say thanks and leave" >get there and this petite giga stacy with the most striking blue eyes and fake tan makeup on her cheeks (and only on her cheek area) greets me and smiles at me despite being busy with a previous customer >say I need a cable for my phone but it's a previous generation so it's an old kind of cable >says "I know just what you are looking for" >shows me the cable and says it's $XX >"oh okay that's not too expensive sure I'll take it, can you repeat the price?" >turns out I misunderstood the price and it's actually 10 times what I thought it was but she is already packing it and preparing to receive my money >I don't want to seem like a retard in front of the cutest girl I've seen in the longest time so I just suck it up and end up buying it >she says thank you have a nice weekend! >th-thank you.. >walk back home half the time smiling because she was so cute and nice and sulking the other half because I didn't have that kind of money and now I'll have to eat plain rice for the rest of the month I was week bros I'm sorry, what punishment should I cast upon myself? Have you guys had any moments of weakness like mine?

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: Anonymous (ID: LzVbhrX5 02/10/24(Sat)12:19:47 No.458201334 >>458200570 (OP) # >>458200739 # It's just f------ McDonald's. You f------ assholes stole all of our McTech and you WILL pay for that. If it wasn't for the fact McDonald's abandoned their eastern European logistics network and factories and let you retards take it over you'd still be 50 years behind as in burger tech. >>458201434 # >>458202228 # >>458202802 # >>458202874 # >>458203503 # >>458203772 # >>458206859 # >>458214279 # >>458214580 # Anonymous (ID: ZLgih0Yr 5 KB JPG 02/10/24(Sat)14:50:24 No.458214580 >>458201334 # >burger tech

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: How to focus Sorry 02/10/24(Sat)21:02:02 No.76415805 images.png 21 KB PNG >be me >exam tomorrow* >open book and YouTube >5 minutes later* >HALLO GAYS TODAY WE'RE GUNNA UNBOX APPLE GAY GOGGLE, CHAINSAWMAN AMV, YOUTUBE SHORTS 1 DOLLAR DILDO VS 100 DOLLAR DILDO >wastes 2 hours* >repeat Seriously i can't focus, tik tok and YouTube have completely f----- my mind

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