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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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I.Y.K.Y.K. | /r/dndmemes

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After last session I’m scared of my party | /r/dndmemes

YOU'RE TOO LATE, SUPERDORKS! YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME NOW!! Persuasion INCREDIBLE VIOLENCE. P-PREPARE FOR BATTLE. A THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, EVIL-DOER! WE WILL STOP YOU WITH THE POWERS OF: Animal) friends AH, I, UH, I SEE YOU GOT A NEW MEMBER... S-SUPER DORKS. AND Sorcery I WOW GUYS, WE'RE DOING AMAZING LATELY!!

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Our Session last night was fun | /r/dndmemes

Our Barbarian er A Flaming Minotaur capacity of dealing massive damage A Tiny Brain Boi

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Love rolling for random shit... | /r/dndmemes

Treasure d12 Mood and Weather Ring Gem Melee Weapon Armor Potion Scroll Wand/Rod Coins Artwork Ranged Weapon Apparel/ Gear Wonderous 10 10 10 10 DM: OOOO ¹ *** ** ** 10 10100 010 Sun/Wind Trap d12 Spiked Pit Falling Rocks Spear from the Wall Poison Gas / Frost Dart / Arrow Fire Cage Swinging Axe Beartrap Sound / Psy Swinging Log Snake! Look buddy, the dice say you found an unhappy artwork of overcast swinging log. Deal with it.

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And then Spiritual Guardians is just a lot of them, but smaller | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com CLERIC: *CASTS A SPELL* HIS SPIRITUAL WEAPON:

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The dice tell a story, it's merely our responsibility to take up the torch and run with it. | /r/dndmemes

When the meta-gamer rolls a 1 on Perception YOU DON'T NOTICE ANY MOVEMENT IN THE CAVE. I BURN FIVE SPELLSLOTS TO FIND WHATEVER IS HIDING! When the RPChad rolls a 1 on Perception NOTHING CATCHES YOUR ATTENTION. Ingo is probably distracted by a pebble in his boot, and too busy debating calling a time-out to deal with it.

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Gotta cull the weak. | /r/dndmemes

Battle of Tutorial Cave Part of Session 0 Last Friday A random cave you guys decided to enter Date Location Result Phyrric Victory The Party Human Fighter Minotaur Barbarian Gnome Wizard Belligerents Commanders and leaders None Halfling Rogue Half-Elf Ranger Dwarven Cleric Six well-trained, well- equipped adventurers Three sleeping goblins Strength Casualties The wizard f------ died Literally three unconscious goblins and losses Two goblins, the third fled

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Choose your Adventurer Guild | /r/dndmemes

Clean and shiny high fantasy quest dispenser, pick herbs and hunt goblins, aspire to become S-class; rich and intricate fantasy landscape reduced to shallow video game logic that falls apart under any scrutiny A band of unwashed mercenaries seeking to market themselves as something more than just a bunch of hired killers and thugs; anyone with any sense sees right through the ruse, but some young folks (like, say, the PCs) are duped into signing up A "gentleman's club" where rich ponce nobility travel to "uncivilized" lands to hunt down endangered beasts, laugh at the "filthy savages", plunder their tombs and steal their relics; PCs are engaged as caddies and patsies and general abused dogsbodies

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im good, thanks | /r/dndmemes

Normally, I'd be curious enough to walk through this door but this year I am not sure I want to take that chance....

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I don't care what anyone tells me, unarmed strikes were a simple weapon in the original printing and I refuse to listen to JC or any erratas on the matter. | /r/dndmemes

Carat Monk's punching ne Fighter's punching (with unarmed fighting). imgflip.com AR Paladin's punching

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chain snoot boop | /r/dndmemes

This is Cerberus. They're picking out a new squeaky toy. Even guardians of the underworld deserve a little treat. 13/10 would pat all three noggins

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it escalated quick | /r/dndmemes

DM: So the townsfolk mock your pagan god Cleric: Do they look like they have less then 20HP? DM: Sure why Not? Cleric: I cast Divine Word

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