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Battle of Tutorial Cave Part of Session 0 Last Friday A random cave you guys decided to enter Date Location Result Phyrric Victory The Party Human Fighter Minotaur Barbarian Gnome Wizard Belligerents Commanders and leaders None Halfling Rogue Half-Elf Ranger Dwarven Cleric Six well-trained, well- equipped adventurers Three sleeping goblins Strength Casualties The wizard f------ died Literally three unconscious goblins and losses Two goblins, the third fled

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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