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Anonymous 00 02/05/24(Mon)14:32:33 No.76364242 >be me >into fat bitches. like REALLY fat, "exploitative reality TV show" type bitches >last weekend >drunk at college party (i'm a dropout but i live 15min campus and show up at parties anyway) >stomp_stomp_stomp.wav 125 KB PNG >wheeeeeeze.mp3 >in walks the literal fattest girl i've ever seen outside of tv or fetish p--- >literally would not be surprised if she were 600+ pounds, i was f------ astonished she could walk >ham arms, gut to her f------ knees, ass that looks like it could eat me >jackpot.png >talk to her, i'm on pickup bro autopilot and not listening to a word she's saying >get her drunker than me (over the long-ass time it takes a body that big to get drunk) >drag her to an empty bedroom, undress her like a wild animal, she's probably too fat to participate in sex so she just lays there >whalepussy is the size of a couch cushion but it's wet as f--- >put it in, start squeezing and slapping everything i can reach, c-- inside her in probably less than 30sec >girl mumbles a thank-you and instantly falls asleep >post-nut clarity hits so i slip out and walk home >next day >wake up in a panic >oshit i probably put a baby in a college undergrad who's too fat to dress herself and my life is ruined >talk to friend who still attends, ask if he knows her or could track her down >"no?" >i describe her >first name out of his mouth is "anthony" >f------, anthony apparently the landwhale i f----- was a dude. not even a t----- or anything like a literal dude. instagrammed the name and it's 100% him, he looks faggy but not SO faggy that any (sober) person would think he's a girl >he probably told me this at some point in the night but i didn't notice and can't remember >tfw he was so fat that i j----- into his fupa and never even felt a d--- or balls or anything in there >whatever wetness i felt on my c--- was just landwhale ball sweat or worse how do I navigate this situation bros? I'm not gay, what if he finds me or tells people?? and more importantly how do i forget

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 00 02/05/24(Mon)14:32:33 No.76364242 >be me >into fat bitches. like REALLY fat, "exploitative reality TV show" type bitches >last weekend >drunk at college party (i'm a dropout but i live 15min campus and show up at parties anyway) >stomp_stomp_stomp.wav 125 KB PNG >wheeeeeeze.mp3 >in walks the literal fattest girl i've ever seen outside of tv or fetish p--- >literally would not be surprised if she were 600+ pounds, i was f------ astonished she could walk >ham arms, gut to her f------ knees, ass that looks like it could eat me >jackpot.png >talk to her, i'm on pickup bro autopilot and not listening to a word she's saying >get her drunker than me (over the long-ass time it takes a body that big to get drunk) >drag her to an empty bedroom, undress her like a wild animal, she's probably too fat to participate in sex so she just lays there >whalepussy is the size of a couch cushion but it's wet as f--- >put it in, start squeezing and slapping everything i can reach, c-- inside her in probably less than 30sec >girl mumbles a thank-you and instantly falls asleep >post-nut clarity hits so i slip out and walk home >next day >wake up in a panic >oshit i probably put a baby in a college undergrad who's too fat to dress herself and my life is ruined >talk to friend who still attends, ask if he knows her or could track her down >"no?" >i describe her >first name out of his mouth is "anthony" >f------, anthony apparently the landwhale i f----- was a dude. not even a t----- or anything like a literal dude. instagrammed the name and it's 100% him, he looks faggy but not SO faggy that any (sober) person would think he's a girl >he probably told me this at some point in the night but i didn't notice and can't remember >tfw he was so fat that i j----- into his fupa and never even felt a d--- or balls or anything in there >whatever wetness i felt on my c--- was just landwhale ball sweat or worse how do I navigate this situation bros? I'm not gay, what if he finds me or tells people?? and more importantly how do i forget

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