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Anonymous 00 02/05/24(Mon)14:32:33 No.76364242 >be me >into fat bitches. like REALLY fat, "exploitative reality TV show" type bitches >last weekend >drunk at college party (i'm a dropout but i live 15min campus and show up at parties anyway) >stomp_stomp_stomp.wav 125 KB PNG >wheeeeeeze.mp3 >in walks the literal fattest girl i've ever seen outside of tv or fetish p--- >literally would not be surprised if she were 600+ pounds, i was f------ astonished she could walk >ham arms, gut to her f------ knees, ass that looks like it could eat me >jackpot.png >talk to her, i'm on pickup bro autopilot and not listening to a word she's saying >get her drunker than me (over the long-ass time it takes a body that big to get drunk) >drag her to an empty bedroom, undress her like a wild animal, she's probably too fat to participate in sex so she just lays there >whalepussy is the size of a couch cushion but it's wet as f--- >put it in, start squeezing and slapping everything i can reach, c-- inside her in probably less than 30sec >girl mumbles a thank-you and instantly falls asleep >post-nut clarity hits so i slip out and walk home >next day >wake up in a panic >oshit i probably put a baby in a college undergrad who's too fat to dress herself and my life is ruined >talk to friend who still attends, ask if he knows her or could track her down >"no?" >i describe her >first name out of his mouth is "anthony" >f------, anthony apparently the landwhale i f----- was a dude. not even a t----- or anything like a literal dude. instagrammed the name and it's 100% him, he looks faggy but not SO faggy that any (sober) person would think he's a girl >he probably told me this at some point in the night but i didn't notice and can't remember >tfw he was so fat that i j----- into his fupa and never even felt a d--- or balls or anything in there >whatever wetness i felt on my c--- was just landwhale ball sweat or worse how do I navigate this situation bros? I'm not gay, what if he finds me or tells people?? and more importantly how do i forget

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

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