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My BBEG when the entire party rolls Nat 1's against him: DONUTS 2532 HOT 24 DEG!

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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I've always said to my players that Chult is the Forgotten Realms equivalent to Australia | /r/dndmemes

STRONGEST WATERDHAVIAN Z Guards, get them off me! Why does Laeral allows this to happen? WEAKEST CHULTAN Ubtao blessed us with an easy challenge today

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Your party learns of a dragon cult, and begins investigating it Your party rises through the ranks, and gets a meeting with the dragon The Cult isn't hostile or evil, and offers to hire the party The dragon introduces himself as Lofwyr

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When the first fireball you throw does minimum damage

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