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STRONGEST WATERDHAVIAN Z Guards, get them off me! Why does Laeral allows this to happen? WEAKEST CHULTAN Ubtao blessed us with an easy challenge today

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Your party learns of a dragon cult, and begins investigating it Your party rises through the ranks, and gets a meeting with the dragon The Cult isn't hostile or evil, and offers to hire the party The dragon introduces himself as Lofwyr

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Familiars can be more then advantage machines and trap bait | /r/dndmemes

"The Virgin USES FAMILIARS AS HELP ACTION GENERATORS BORING REPETITIVE POWERGAMEY THE CHAD USES FAMILIARS AS TOMFOOLERY SPECIALISTS APPLIES POISONS TO ALLY'S WEAPONS FOR THEM USES OIL TO GRANT DAMAGE BONUSES TO FIRE WEILDING ALLYS UNLOADS ENEMY CROSSBOWS AND STEALS COMPONENT POUCHES MOVES DARKNESS SPELL TO MITIGATE ENEMIES CAPABILITIES WIELDS POWERFUL MAGIC ITEMS LIKE IMMOVABLE RODS AND GEMS OF BRIGHTNESS FEEDS POTIONS INTO ALLY'S MOUTHS

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When you roll 5 ones | /r/dndmemes

When the first fireball you throw does minimum damage

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This will settle the debate once and for all. | /r/dndmemes

Gary Gygax in Dragon Magazine #38: There are areas where AD&D can be absolute, places where statements can be accepted as I gospel. One such is that of the facial hirsuteness of female dwarves. Can any Good Reader cite a single classical or medieval mention of even one Female dwarf? Can they locate one mention of a female dwarf in any meritorious work of heroic fantasy (save AD&D, naturally)? I think not! The answer is so simple, so obvious, that the truth has been long overlooked. Knowing the intelligence of AD&D players, there can be no doubt that all will instantly grasp the revealed truth, once it is presented, and extol its virtue. Female dwarves are neglected not because of male chauvinism or any slight. Observers failed to mention them because they failed to recognize them when they saw them. How so? Because the bearded female dwarves were mistaken for younger males, obviously! It is well known that dwarves are egalitarian. They do not discriminate against their womenfolk or regard them as lesser creatures, and this is undeniable. Furthermore, dwarves do not relegate females to minor roles. There can be no doubt that during any important activity or function, female dwarves were present. An untrained eye would easily mistake the heavily garbed, armored, shortbearded females for adolescent males. So happened the dearth of information pertaining to the fairer sex of dwarvenkind. Now, do female dwarves have beards? Certainly! And male dwarves are darn glad of it, for they do love to run their fingers through the long, soft growth of a comely dwarven lass. # P 21/100 000

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I need the "Raistlin War Crime Chronicles" to be published right now! | /r/dndmemes

Margaret Weis 52m A fan asked me an interesting question. In Autumn Twilight, Fizban is telling stories to a little boy. Do we ever know what happens to that little boy? Would be an interesting story. Victor Dorso and 180 others Like Q Comment Roger Elwood Moore Raistlin ate him. Haha Reply 21 X 37 comments 1 share Send Share

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Reject modernity and embrace tradition. | /r/dndmemes

Bards hope we may one day return to this Golden Age Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R Music fun fact: The oldest flute is 60,000 years old, while the earliest indications of humans wearing pants date 20,000 years ago, indicating an approx. 40,000-year historical period where we had music, but no pants

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I'm not crying... you're crying. | /r/dndmemes

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Only a few legendary heroes will know what this epic artifact was actually used for.

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It's a clown party! | /r/dndmemes

My backup characters waiting for my current PC to do some dumb s--- and die. Das

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That's how they get you hooked. | /r/dndmemes

Never forget the day the local game shop owner gave me my first set of dice for free. The dice.

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I like it, approved. | /r/dndmemes

SurlyCricket 2h One of my favorite thing to do with Liches is to have them cast spells from previous editions, or have their spells work like they were from 1e/2e. Lich has improved invis and stoneskin and mirror image up.. "Hey DM, what about concentration???" lol "Hey, why is he taking no damage at all when we hit him... he's only supposed to take half damage!" lol "WHY ARE THERE 8 MIRROR IMAGES" lol muhabeti 2h This is genius. Liches so old they're from previous editions. That said, I also hope you started the encounter with Time Stop. 5

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Never say can't. | /r/dndmemes

My name is Michael. I'm a new D&D player. My Save current character is a Rogue(Dragonborn/Elf) Top contributor My name is Mitchell. I've been playing D&D since 1985. What are you talking about, There's no such thing as a dragon born/elf. Dragonborn hatch from an egg. Elven women remain pregnant for approximately 2 years. Dragonborn and Elves are not sexually compatible. Your character must be the result of some bizarre magical experiment, born and raised a captive in some insane wizard's dungeon. 1d Like NO THANKS BUDDY, I like my brain with an intact, working imagination. or you know...

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