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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: IMG_0113.jpg (7 KB, 203x191) O Can't have s--- Anonymous 01/12/24 (Fri) 13:59:52 No.912251220 >be Sikh >religion demands you wear turban >migrate to US because poverty and religious persecution >start family, have children, open up gas station and live a comfortable and happy life and be regarded as a kind and charitable man by your local community >9/11 happens >ohthehumanity.mp3 >plant some flowers to commemorate the deaths of innocents >get shot while doing so and f------ die because retard yankee thought you were muslim Arab [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] 0/0/1/2 [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/2](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/735/992/942.jpeg "Can‘t have s--- | /r/Greentext")
![File: champagnepepe.jpg (34 KB, 476x480) Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)21:11:41 No.76088815 [Reply] ► >be 18 >at friends house having a blast on a Saturday evening >my friend has the entire house to himself >we decide to play hide and seek >my other buddy is holding his hands over his eyes and counting >we all run in different directions to hide >i follow my buddy who has the house >he runs into his little sisters room and lifts up the bed >there is room under the bed for storage and there are a few boxes already >more importantly there is room for three boys >my two buddies crawl under the bed and i turn off the lights and go down last >we are crawled up and we just fit >ffw 2 minutes >the lights turn on and we can hear voices >wait this is not the seekers voice >h-------- this is his little sister and her friend group >f--- >none of the boys is saying a word >i am pissing myself laughing but holding it all back >one girl sits on the bed with all of us under it >this is not f------ happening >we listen to their conversation, how they can do anything with their t------ and so on >basically irrelevant b------- conversation >my lungs are starting to hurt from holding back laughter >my buddy starts tapping my leg because he is getting crushed under the mattress >forced to concede, tap the frame of the bed and they start screaming instantly >they are all mortified when they see us three coming out from under the bed Kind of happy I never saw his little sister again](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/735/922/e41.png "Anon enjoys little girls too much | /r/Greentext")
