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Anonymous 01/10/24(Wed)14:38:40 No.76067288 >>76067326 >>76067338 >>76067379 >>76067424 >>76067980 (You) >>76068827 >>76069024 >>76071479 903284309483274.jpg (29 KB, 700x570) google yandex iqdb wait Allow me to one up you. >Be 17 >Raging hormones >Need to get off >Walls are too thin upstairs >Scared someone might hear me >Go down to basement >Shut the door behind me >It's pitch black >Exciting >hike up night shirt >bend over, get on it >Start going nuts >Go downstairs >Slam dildo on the furnace >Squeezing my breasts >All of a sudden the light comes on >"Annie!?" >My little brother and 6 of his friends are sitting up in their sleeping bags around the TV side of the basement >Brother is staring at me, mouth agape, from behind the sofa >Freak out >Shout "Don't look!" and hop off the dildo >Try to pull it off the furnace but it's stuck tight >PANIC >Pull way to hard >With a "SHLOCK!" it came off and flies out of my hands >Hurtles towards my brother like a missile >Hits him dead in the face and knocks him backwards >Run upstairs >Sit in my closet crying >Then realize I could have just f------ done it INSIDE THE CLOSET >Cry harder >Brother never looked at me the same ever again >Weeks later >Found the dildo behind the TV >Cried and threw it into the furnace >Created toxic smoke that set off the smoke alarms >Ran out of the basement >Dad went down >Came out with a charred dildo >Handed it to me with a face full of pity and disgust >"Here's your boyfriend. Be more careful." >Never wanted to jump off a bridge more Autism is hard as a teenage girl.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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