Anon goes to see Godzilla | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

File: IMG_2086.jpg (316 KB, 1087x1962) when i find out some people have an inner voice narrating all their thoughts and they think in actual words and sentences?? B @DrKaran Subscribe octor Explains Inner Monologue! Original Sound >Go see Godzilla movie >Three teenage "movie enthusiasts" show up 10 minutes late >Each has candy, soda, and popcorn >All on phones immediately >Head makes "ntst" sound 151K >Mad cuz subtitles >Illiterates leave after 10 more minutes >Dump popcorn and candy on floor on the way out >Why are movie goers like this? Movie was pretty good Dislike E 17K Share Anonymous (ID: NMMSgdDO) 01/01/24(Mon )20:47:25 No.453775893 >>453776049 >>453776316 >>453776364 >>453776761 >>453778050 >>453779457 >>453779657 >>453780079 >>453780159 Remix

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (566px x 1212px)

File size: 685 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,687 Images

More:

Searching for Significance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)09:47:56 No.75963831 >nearly done with uni >haven't bothered trying to talk to people in real life in 6 years now >haven't been outside without my parents forcing me to in 2 years >can't imagine the possibility of me ever living a normal life i don't feel like killing myself but i wonder sometimes what the point is 702 KB JPG

Pin

The time and time again, these are words from a broken friend. | /r/Greentext

13m (1/1 23:01) · 662452723 · 1 Re · 0 Img GIF 3MB (498 × 280) · 1645209452753.gif >Nier Automata was released 7 years ago >Cuphead was released 7 years ago >Resident Evil 7 was released 7 years ago >Breath of the Wild was released 7 years ago >Super Mario Odyssey was released 7 years ago >Sonic Mania was released 7 years ago SOMEONE STOP THE CLOCK ●●●

Pin

Shattered Loyalties | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: BhZ4MJs6) 9 KB JPG 01/01/24(Mon)00:53:19 No.19319493 >be me >playing favorite game with friends >all having a good time >one friend has to leave >wait for them to get back for an hour >they get back >leave to use the restroom >they go and play a game without me >"we're sorry anon" >"yeah we just didn't want to wait" >tell them its okay >I dont have this game >they dont want to go back to playing the old game maybe im just getting worked up over nothing, I didn't say anything to them I just feel bad about it, am I just coping over something stupid be real with me /bant/

Pin

Ordinary Amongst Extraordinary | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon)12:41:09 No.911673183 >be me >below average human >below average social skills >below average national/global age >below average body mass index >below average number of friends >below average grades >below average salary >below average intelligence >below avergae height >below average penis size Below average everything, and yet, people want to be around me all the time. Friends want to be with me all the time. Family wants my company all the time. I go out in public and strangers approach me all the time. This is a plea for help. Help me, frens. I want it to stop. I want to be by myself.

Pin

Country Bred | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 32 KB JPG 01/01/24(Mon)18:52:04 No.75969133 Men raised in the rural part of my country: >know a lot about farming >know how to manage animals like horses, cows, pigs, sheeps, etc >know how to keep a farm sharp and efficient >tall and strong from young age as consequence of running a farm >confidence to the fullest from young age, assertive and nice as f--- >self sufficient by young age >extremely healthy relationship with their family, community, other men and women >married by age 22 with a woman from their community who is femenine and trad as f---, sometimes even very cute >actually bring value to society >just living life to the fullest Men raised in the urban part of my country: >the complete opposite of every trait listed above Can someone remind me what is the point of "development""'" again????

Pin

Eternal Prosperity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Infinite money glitch 101 KB JPG 01/01/24(Mon)21:40:09 No.911699719 >be me >stream on twitch >nobody watches because I suck >decide to try and do something >realise sex sells >Mfw I'm a man >Mfw I realise I can just become a Femboy >shave >start doing this weird skincare s--- >tone up my voice >show shoulders >getting like 10x more subs and donations and s--- Why didn't I think of this earlier?

Pin

anon's hallowiener nightmare | /r/Greentext

Pale Anonymous Wed 01 Nov 2023 12:14:01 No.1813632 >yesterday >oct 31 >yey spooky halloween timerino...whatever >watch nightmare on elm street then go to sleep >weird dream i had >freddy krueger appears >ohshitohfuckimdead.jpg >he says he wont kill me if i show him my d--- >what, why >justdoit.png >pull out my d--- >freddy is suddenly a girl now >she starts laughing >michael myers and jason appear out of nowhere >they are girls too >all three ridicule my wiener >wake up angry >what

Pin

The Trouble with 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)11:03:24 No.75964396 After adding many people here and joining many discord servers from here and getting people to "vent" to me i can effectively confirm that most of you are : >spoiled 1st worlders 98 KB JPG >lazy self-destructive c---- >have none of the plethora of mental illnesses you normally claim >have normal social lives but LOVE drama thus no friend ever counts for you >think inceldom and loneliness is some tiktok meme like "stroooglers" i have yet to talk to a single person that's actually crippled or mentally ill or actually lonely or went through f----- up s--- (no Brad, your mom yelling at you for being an adderall druggie who closes the door on himself 24/7 to play WOW with his friends isn't a traumatising experience). What did i expect, this website is literally normieville.

Pin

anon doesnt understand chess | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Murr Durr Durr Durr! 44 KB JPG 04/29/19(Mon)21:50:45 No.52180393 >>52180488 # >>52178655 (OP) # >opponent moves piece >move piece to block their move >opponent moves piece to block your move >you move piece to block their move >lose because you didn't go first what the f--- is the point of this

Pin

Consequences | /r/Greentext

9m (1/1 23:05) · 662452993 · 5 Re · 1 Img PNG 127KB (940 × 788) · CUswWH5WoAAhno3.png 1 Reply C + DIGITAL VS. PHYSICAL : >Physical >the only pro is that you physically have it >s--- medium unless it installs and reads off the hard drive >discs they often times loud as f--- >Digital >convenient on space and access >say word money stolen >server gone money stolen Physical or Digital?

Pin

Anon has a loving and meaningful relationship | /r/Greentext

. Anonymous 06/26/18(Tue) 15:53:40 No.46377960 >be me >virgin af >know a nice girl >attractive >talk to her >she likes me and i like her >get closer (taking it slowly) >ask her out >she says yes! >time passes, love grows stronger >share feelings and problems with each other >she wants sex >okay.jpeg >i give her the sex >mfw i lose my virginity with the woman i love and care about >eventually get married and have kids later, virgins

Pin

Anon is stupid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Can someone explain this to me(...) 254 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon)00:01:09 No.662346897 >PC gamers bitch and whine and cry whenever a game like GTA 6 isn't coming to PC >they also cry about companies like nintendo for daring to be console- exclusive But then >look at the games PC gamers actually play >99% of them just play the same live service game (eg. Dota, CS, Overwatch) or MMO over and over for 1000s of hours and literally nothing else Why?

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes