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Anonymous Fine dining is a f------ joke 12/28/23(Thu)21:22:51 No.911480874 89 KB JPG >be me, 16m >parents drag me out to fancy restaurant >mom tells me "anon you can't wear shorts, now go shower and put on a suit" >get dressed up and we go >the restaurant is a plain brick rectangle that used to be a factory in the 1940s >the guy at the door is wearing a hoodie >all the waiters look stoned and the other diners are mostly old white women with too much makeup and hair dye >half the menu is just alcohol and the rest is in French >mfw the only factor for a "fancy" restaurant is French names for the entrees >mfw I pay $30 for a sandwich and a "frites" >mfw there's not even ketchup for the frites, just a large bowl of plain olive oil Criticize me all you like for eating burgers and fries like every American stereotype, but it's not my fault the restaurant gave me overpriced vegetable grease instead of actual condiments. No wonder nobody can lose weight in this country

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