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1h (12/24 20:02) 911271035 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 21KB (186 x 270) images.jpg 1 Reply >Driving my wife's son home from school >He keeps smacking the back of my head and laughing >I don't know how to react so I just laugh with him and hope he thinks I find it funny and not that I'm just unable to stop him >We pull up to our house and get out, instantly hear female screeching from the window >My wife's son laughs and says "Sheeeeit" while walking through the front door. I just laugh again even though I don't understand what he means >I walk up the stairs and knock on my wife's bedroom door. I hear her swear and scuffle about a bit before she opens the door >Get hit my a blast of some sort of musky smell when she opens the door, her personal trainer Tyrone is lying in bed (must have been tired after workout sessions all day) >she's all sweaty and out of breath, hair ruffled, I smile and tell her I'm home while trying to kiss her (she must be embarrassed to kiss in front of other people because she moved her face to the side to stop me kissing her lips. So cute. >I mention I could hear her working out all the way on the street. Tyrone thinks it was really funny and we laugh about it together. >She tells me they need to finish their workout and shuts the door on me >She's very diligent. I decide to go watch some Rick and Morty >A few hours later they're finished >I thank Tyrone for being her personal trainer, give him a $250 tip, and bid him goodbye >She kisses him on the lips as he leaves. Little bit weird but whatever How's it feel to know you're all going to be alone at xmas while I'm surrounded by my family and best friend?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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