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File: 1389067892161.jpg-(633 KB, 1280x720, gabe en.jpg) GO Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:11 UTC-5 No.226102097 Replies: >>226102705 >Gabe arrives to E3 showfloor via suspension cables by S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier >Crowd Cheers, Men get on their knees, women give birth on the scene. >Shows off some Dota 2 and CS:GO gameplay, Announces Richochet 2 >Show comes to an end. chot >Gun shots, the cable snaps and Gabe is shot in the shoulder, Gabe gasps as he rolls off the stage >The first three rows of the crowd are crushed Percent on Metacritic >Gabe Smiles and says: "Hope you had fun with us, have a great E3." As cables begin to wrap around him before taking off. >Fan screams "What about Half Life 2: Episode 3?" >A small earthquake shatters the ground, people fall into chasms >With his dying breath Gabe says "because we are planning to release Half Life 3 as a full, game. Including a new multiplayer mode" >Head Falls with a thud >Microsoft renamed "Mike is Hard" Eddie >Freddie Mercury rises from the dead >Gabe's Smile drops and pauses as the sounds of the Helicarrier get louder >"There will be no episode 3" He shouts >one year later, the game is released. As the campaign ends with the Combine defeated >G-man turns to Freeman and says to him "I hope it was worth the weight" man tran >G-man transforms into Gaben and flies off into space Credito roll >Credits roll 400 Bercont 100 were >Wars ware eng end >Jews and Arabs become friends DRM >DRM dies Cabon's >Gaben's autopsy shows enough food from his pre-E3 meal to end world hunger >Economy stabilised >Everything on Steam is free >Order 66 is averted >Carl Sagan emerges from the sun with a tear and a small smile spread across his face. Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:15 UTC-5 No.226102464 File: 1389068110489.jpg-(27 KB, 399x320, 0004.jpg) GO brilliant

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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