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1h (12/22 21:37) · 75852224 15 Re-2 Img JPG 82KB (1280 × 720) 1703182595846570.jpg 4 Replies Can you even recover from being a 24 years old loser? >takes 5 years to get in shape physically >takes 5 years to get a good degree >takes another 5 years to get a good job >takes another 10 years to save up for a home >takes 5 years to get friends >takes 10 years to get good at a hobby like playing the piano >takes everything above as a prerequisite to get a girlfriend >tfw already 24 years old and have none of the above All I want is a normal life but it's too late to achieve that. All I want is good health, a degree, job, some friends, a gf and some hobbies I enjoy, I want to be normal (average).

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous The society is f----- 11 KB GIF 12/17/23(Sun)07:36:54 No.75789503 >Be me 33 years old >Go for a walk to the park >Notice a woman and her daughter >Idea >Walk up to them and ask the mother if her daughter wants to jerk me off Whip out my dirty smegma covered c--- >Both in shock She slaps me Calls the police >You cant even ask a f------ question in this society what is wrn with people

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Anonymous The best dream of my life 10 23 KB JPG 12/22/23(Fri)06:33:34 No.75849612 > had a dream where I roamed the earth as a weightless giant, mostly through golf courses >When I got to the end of my journey I was offered a choice, heaven for humans or heaven for fauna >The heaven for humans was a short staircase illuminated by light and the one for fauna was steep and surrounded by beautiful greenery >I chose the one for humans because I was one >When I got to human heaven I was greeted by a beautiful woman on a gondola surrounded by the most gorgeous lake I've ever seen >I forget her name but we were deep in love >As I was about to wake up she caressed me and whispered in my ear "heaven is love" How do I recover knowing I'll never go back..?

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Anon sexually harrases girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 74 KB JPG 12/23/23(Sat)00:45:59 No.30422790 >Start new wagie warehouse job 3 years ago >Talking to manager >Only hot girl in the warehouse walks by >Manager: "Damn she's hot. If I wasn't a manager I'd sexually harass the f--- out of her" >Me: "uh what?" >Manager: "Yeah, she'd have to really ask me straight up to stop doing it before I'd stop" >okay well that guys a creep >Time passes >Realize that how unfathomably based he actually is >Start slightly sexually harassing girls whenever I get the chance >They have never asked me to stop >Never got talked to by HR >Some are actually into it and I get laid a few times I just thought I'd share some advice that has actually helped me: Don't be afraid of sexually harassing girls. Sometimes it works out and even when they go to HR it usually doesn't go anywhere

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26m (12/22 22:51) 75852769.4 Re - 0 Img JPG 71KB (1000 × 982) · 7345345.jpg 1 Reply >know for sure my pc is infected >run kasperksy >nothing >run microsoft defender >nothing >run hitmanpro >nothing

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The Gift of Pleasure | /r/Greentext

12/22/23(Fri)01:22:06 No.75848006 >Bought Fiancee new sex toy for Xmas. >turns out it was much larger than expected. >Both unsure if she can take it >All the way and then some. She c--- hard. >I cry under the covers because I'm insecure as the toy is much larger than me and she came very quickly. >She kept begging me to f--- her so I do, takes a little while because I am in my head and cant c--. >Bust. She quickly gets up to hug me, kisses me, and thanks me. >still self conscience over dildo size. Anonymous 5 KB PNG >doomer time for a few hours, reading research papers on female penis size preferences, etc. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG????? > I literally have a woman who askes, sometimes begs for me to c-- in her twice a day And yet I still cannot make myself believe she actually wants it. please help. inb4; Gross and Obese. Only thing I have going for me is intelligence, and that I shower every day. but I cant logic myself out of mental despair. pic related.

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Anonymous 80 KB JPG 12/22/23(Fri)19:06:29 No.911193584 >discover that reddit has a 4chan sub >cool now I can find interesting posts without having to scroll through degenerate p--- >open the sub and go through posts >see comments >"fake and gay ahahah" >"fake and gay ahahah" >"fake and gay ahahah" >"fake and gay ahahah" >"fake and gay ahahah" I found a community even more retarded than you /b/

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Anon has a normal conversation with his mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 140 KB PNG >be me >19 03/20/23(Mon)20:29:04 No.72649367 >watch the news >see story about dentist who killed his wife >later mom asks me if i watched the news >tell her i did >asks me if i saw the story about the dentist who killed his wife >tell her i did >asks me "what do you think happened" excuse me? >respond with "i think he killed his wife" >asks me "what do you think he should've done" >respond with "i think he shouldn't have killed her" >she responds with "yeah" >later she comes into my room and tells me "it's good to watch the news so that you can have an opinion on the news" am i autistic? is she autistic? is this normal human conversation? i think i hate talking now

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Gender Grudges | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/22/23(Fri)07:47:28 No.75849989 reasons to why men can hate women >lack of critical thinking >lack of understanding the concept of consequences >life-long feel of entitlement to literally everything >lack of opinions as a concept, all female "opinions" are a reflection from a social circle they are in >no desire to pursue greater knowledge >hypocricy as a feature >inconceivable addiction to attention >no interest in art or cultural enrichment in general 75 KB JPG reasons to why "femcels" hate men >not attractive

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Anon follows his hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 188 KB JPG 12/22/23(Fri)10:11:33 No.911173365 >6 years ago, be 15, living 2 hours outside Toronto >on omegle, texting strangers >some old man says he's 43yo, thinks I'm a girl >remember Chris Hansen, I was obsessed with his videos so decide to enact an episode of my own >go along with being a 15yo girl, chat gets flirty and then sexual >this is hilarious, I'm loving it, my fantasy of catching a predator like Chris Hansen is coming true >tell him to come meet me at the McDonalds that's in front of my house, give him my number to text because it's all fun and games >he drives over 2+ hours from Toronto >he texts me from McDonalds, I see him standing in the parking lot >seeing him from my window >suddenly, the gravity of the moment hits me >holy f------ s---, a 40+ yo man just drove 2 hours to come have sex with a teenager, he's in front of my house, he has my number >I've been texting a p-------- a f------ p-------- Immediately block his number and hide in my bedroom until parents get home That image of him standing across the street still creeps me out sometimes What the f--- anons, some men are so easily corrupted that they will actually become pedophiles

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Why yes, I am a Millenial. How could you tell? | /r/Greentext

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Anon talks about his high school experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)12:50:06 No.62776754 How was your high school life, Anon? I'll kick things off: >probably didn't speak more than 15 words during my freshman & sophomore year 47 KB JPG >got a lump in my throat and had to hold back tears several times when we were doing group projects >once when we were told to write an essay about our best friend, i chose my f------ dog >overheard girls whispering that they were afraid of me a lot >closest thing i had to a friend was this asian chick who sat at my lunch table, we never even talked to eachother >bombed most of my classwork, only passed cause the tests were easy >got high-fived by a random guy, i later found out that he helps out the retarded kids a few times a week >nobody clapped for me graduation except my family I could go on, but I'm sure you get the point.

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