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Anonymous ww 12/19/23(Tue)23:26:48 No.75825406 >meet girl on 4chan dating app >we hit it off >visit her >take her virginity >next day we decide to take edibles together 7 KB PNG >have never been high in my life because I always wrote it off as dumb s--- that normies do, so this is a completely new experience for me >become paranoid that she is actually a succubus who orchestrated this whole thing to lure me to her house and kill me and eat me >go to the bathroom, vomit my guts out >she tries to comfort me, scream "BEGONE WENCH I AM WISE TO YOUR TRUCKS" at the top of my lungs >suddenly start sobbing uncontrollably >"baby I'm sorry I didn't mean it also are you a witch be honest" >she just stares at me blankly >"also which evangelion girl are you, if you had to pick one who would it be" >"uh...rei I guess" >fall into her arms weeping >vomit again >at this point she hands me a trash bag >"sheeeeeit thanks n----" >"anon what the f---" >"Imao you just got snicked" >come to my senses >4 hours have passed >apologize profusely >somehow we're still together https://web.duolicious.appi

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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