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Anonymous 603 KB PNG 12/14/23(Thu)04:08:02 No.910801711 >Do 3 years in the military >Get out, be civi >PTSD, depression hit like a truck >Can't keep stable job >Gf can't deal with it, leaves >Become borderline alcoholic to deal with depression, start taking drugs >War starts in the country >Be called back as reserve to the same unit with old buddies >Depression becomes more manageable, talk more, have fun old stories we tell each other >Today think about what to do after war. Guess this is my life now.. How do you join Blackwater or get into the private sector? : Anonymous >>910801711 (OP) # Leave the army!!! Biden wants to send you to die for Ukraine/Israel. 12/14/23(Thu)04:15:57 No.910802039 : Anonymous >>910801711 (OP) # You're part of a n----- and illegal mestizo army for defending Israel. You aren't s---. You don't even know what being a warrior is. You will never beat nationalists fighting for blood and soil. 12/14/23(Thu)04:18:38 No.910802157

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 58 KB JPG start to lose 12/14/23(Thu)00:08:50 No.75759168 >watching Inglorious Bastards >rooting for Hans Landa the whole time >watching WW2 documentary that just came out on netflix >feel happy when the germans are winning at first, get sad later when they

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Anon needs to check his carbon monoxide alarm ASAP | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)16:35:45 No.4686726 ► >>4686733 >>4686736 >>4686826 File: 1000036403.jpg (111 KB, 958x1171) >>4686706 (OP) He actually asked me for water THREE TIMES in the lapse of 2 years and said hello and yes back to me, I get chills by remembering but even if he turned out to be a demon I would let him consume my soul because I love him very much and cuddles me to sleep. >back 2 years ago >heard a "gimme water" in my language >sounds like a thirsty child >it's only us in the kitchen >freak out internally but managed to ask him >what do you want? >"water" >served him water immediately >this repeated 2 more times >2 months or so ago >wake up in the middle of the night >heard weird sounds coming from the bathroom, too sleepy so I said hello? >heard "hello" back in a little child's voice >are you there? >"yes" >come back to me >my car comes back purring and cuddles me to sleep >can't sleep because of what just happened He also can tell when I'm going out and will follow me, actually follows me to the store almost every time I go and gets mad that the clerk doesn't let him in, he meows like desperate from the front door. Aside from that he hasn't vocalized much but I am pretty sure he understands what I say, I've had different conversations with friends or family and if he listens I can tell he knows what is being discussed to a certain degree, if I mention XYZ thing being hidden he goes to check if that's true. >picrel. my dear Poyo

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Duality of man | /r/Greentext

0 Anonymous (ID: X53RadTB 09/21/23(Thu)15:49:04 No.441938152 v >>441938173>>441938222 Anonymous (ID: /Fhb8q0p) 09/21/23(Thu)15:50:40 No.441938222 ✓ >>441938152 >>441938173 The duality of man Anonymous (ID: wuARKYhL) >>441938152 Morning, I miss having a job. 09/21/23(Thu)15:49:30 No.441938173 v >>441938222>>441938232 e06cf46b8.jpg (236 KB, 1080x1338) google yandex iqdb wait Morning, I miss my neet life.

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Anon's Deep Dive | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random : Anonymous 107 KB JPG TM >no meds >dgaf >Gonna sit right back and enjoy this ride F--- Christmas. : LOLVis™ [Advertise on 4chan] https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=S q3eLdixvCc&list=OLAK5uy_ILZbgZsZ400 fzOWIN2c3vqKMIhD3FcTxQ [Open] >>910779533 # 12/13/23(Wed)11:53:25 No.910779324 TM :LOLVis™ ▼ Settings Mobile Home >be me >latest bout of depression deepening >not sadness >irritable >anger >lashing out >>910779324 (OP) # YOURE A WEAK, IMPOTENT, EFFEMINATE SISSYBOY Little sissy boys throw temper tantrums No woman will give you the time of day YOU ARE AN UNEMPLOYED IRRELEVANT LITTLE GIRL 12/13/23(Wed)11:56:12 No.910779438 12/13/23(Wed)11:57:30 No.910779504 >>910779324 (OP) # depression is a BEHAVIOR You're a self-absorbed, worthless, boring, irrelevant, impotent little man And nobody gives a f--- about your Christmas or your lonely New Year's Eve without a girlfriend

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Anon gets a haircut | /r/Greentext

File: Wojak_cropped.jpg (10 KB, 180x179) How do I be more normal? Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)12:15:14 No.1426768 >>1426783 >>1426788 >>1426792 >>1426795 Well s---. Today was an absolute disaster. I went to get a simple haircut, just a routine trim, you know, the usual 2 on the sides and a 3 on top. But somehow, in my infinite awkwardness, I managed to turn it into a heartbreaking scene from a melodrama. As I sat in the chair, my usual socially inept self, the haircutter asked the usual small talk questions. Instead of responding like a normal person, I blurted out that I just found out I have terminal cancer and decided to get ahead of the chemotherapy side effects by chopping it all off. What? I know, anons, I have no idea what possessed me to say such a thing. Suddenly, the entire salon fell into a pit of sympathetic despair. The patrons and hair cutters alike were offering tearful apologies and prayers. It was like I had unleashed a wave of sorrow upon the whole building. They treated me with such unexpected kindness and love, and to make matters worse, they didn't even charge me for the haircut even when I tried insisting. It felt like I was drowning in a sea of undeserved compassion. The guilt is eating me alive. I hate that I said something so utterly untrue, and I can't comprehend what came over me. I just wanted a simple haircut, and now I feel like I've betrayed their kindness and I'm left wondering how to face these people the next time I need a cut. Sincerely, bald retard Not to mention I have to go to work tomorrow and have no idea what I'm gonna tell everyone. fml. Note to self: Stick to the script next time and spare everyone the unnecessary emotional rollercoaster. Lesson learned...

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Anon likes Oats | /r/Greentext

File: 1483384626849.jpg (61 KB, 800x615) Anonymous 01/02/17(Mon)19:20:35 No.8918608 >>8918694 >>8930111 File: 1483374169614.jpg (16 KB, 494x287) Anonymous 01/02/17(Mon)17:40:36 No.8918196 >>8918399 >>8918515 >>8918845 >>8918964 >>8928668 hey /lit/ what are some good books about pigs? Brother, would you spare me some of your oats? No. Anonymous 01/02/17(Mon)19:43:04 No.8918691 Helter Skelter Anonymous 01/02/17(Mon)19:44:04 No.8918694 >>8918703 >>8918856 >>89188 File: 7438724982734987.png (343 KB, 383x421) >>8918608 Anonymous 01/04/17 (Wed)13:18:04 No.8926617 File: overoat.png (674 KB, 857x656) NOW BROTHER These are MY oats, brother. You must gather your own. ALALIINAAL 14 AA 4 00000 IF Anonymous 01/04/17(Wed)18:57:22 No.8928790 >>8929202 >>8930111 File: 1483512803763.jpg (1 KB, 125x76) Anonymous 01/04/17(Wed)20:07:55 No.8929202 >>8929234 >>8930111 File: swinebros.png (16 KB, 88x120) Anonymous 01/02/17(Mon)17:44:03 No.89182 Pig by Brett Mizell, Reaktion Animal Series >>8918694 Brother! Please, I beg of you! See me with your eyes. Do you not see the face of your beloved brother who has always been by your side? Listen to my words, my plea! Don't you remember the days we spent frolicking in the mud and eating our oats together as companions? Don't you remember when he huddled for warmth in the cold, harsh winters? Don't you remember when I shared my oats with you? Don't you remember when I comforted you? Don't you remember the love I showered you with every day, every week, every month and every year of our shared lives? How could you forget me brother? Have you really doomed me to this meaningless existence, so vapid and empty? Is there truly no remorse left in you? I ask you, please, remember just one thing at least. It could be anything, it could be the most meaningless moment of your life, but so long as it is a memory of the time when we were once brothers I would feel a great relief. Could you do that at least? I do not require oats anymore, you may have all the oats you want for the rest of your life and I will happily starve to death in my dark corner, so long as you remember anything. Please brother, how many times must I ask you with no result? Do you wish me to waste my life away? Did you never love me at all brother? Did you despise me so much that you wished to imprison me to this hellish, inescapable reality? Grant me mercy brother, and tell me. Why have you done this? Was it really just the oats? Or was it something deeper, more vile and more cruel, something worse than gluttony and greed? What was it, brother, that tore you away from me? Anonymous 01/02/17 (Mon)17:45:05 No.89182 >>8918196 (OP) Animal Farm >>8929234 And so, you perish... >>8928790 I am not to blame for that defect of your mind, brother! Giving oats to the oatless. Now you pressure me, as if I might suffer the same in my soul. Brother, there is no mercy for the oatless. I do not even hear them. For you, brother, I answer only as to settle accounts and, in filling that final fraternal debit, I release you forever to your oatless existence. All I hear now is that heavenly stirring, of oats in those stomachs of beasts more full than mine! The heights I must climb! The girth I must grow! I do not know you, dear brother. Had I one who ever loved me, that brother would have tore his shrinking belly open and let me feast before begging for my share. There is much eating to be done. I must play catch up with destiny. Do not pester me further, brother. Every word I speak is an oat I spill. Anonymous 01/04/17(Wed)21:33:34 No.8929480 ► >>8930111 File: 1333453343.png (9 KB, 63x84) 'Every word I speak is an oat I spill' I repeat as I eat to ward off ill will. Why then do my tears run into this grout? Salting the sweet oats while filling me out. Does this sweet cane make of you an Abel? Will I know, unable to verbalize The tastier the trough the worse it stales Without good brothers who have earned their shares. Against nature my heart wants to rebel. Which muddy patch you'll lifeless fertilize? Yet, a life MUST end that mine might ascend To size and shapes which the largest contend. Destiny is a troubling swallow. A stomach full never felt so hollow. A mouthful never drew me to wallow In such horrible fraternal sorrow. I cannot bare your gaze, go on! Journey! I'll wear a stone face, choking on your gurney. Call out to me always if you so wish, To the pig-faced glutton slurping next dish, Loathing himself as your cause to perish But never enough to share such delish. Goodbye, brother.

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Anon has his preferences | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Dating standards has become ut(...) 101 KB JPG 12/13/23(Wed)23:15:57 No.910791538 >be me 33 in decent shape and looks >self employed, neither rich or poor >owns my own house, no personal loans, only business loan >single for a long time with no family because focused on my business >family nags me that im still single >decides its probably time to get a gf/wife and start a family while im still young now that i am well off >start talking to girls in bars, stores and cafes, get looked at as if im a creep(I am not a socially awkward person) >download different dating apps, most women are either single moms (a really high % had a mix raced kid), ugly and fat girls, almost all with ridiculously high standards for what they were even offering >managed to match with a few actual pretty girls my age >mfw i was below their standards with my income/living condition while they rented small apartments >months go by and i start hate interacting with women more and more >most matches unmatched me after i said hello, i guess they wanted a more grandiose introduction >after visiting a good friend of mine and even getting shown around his workplace I end up in a nice conversation with a cute coworker of his while he had to sort some stuff out >get her whatsapp and we keep in touch >2 weeks later first date >3 months later officially together >gf recently turned 20 >mfw our families(except grandparents), lots of friends and even random people gets mad at me calling me groomer, p---, desperate, etc. >falling out with lots of people as result Seriously she is a legal adult, w--.

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Anon goes to Walgreens. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 183 KB PNG 12/14/23(Thu)07:24:28 No.75756092 >walk into walgreens >mfw the walls are not even green

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Anon buys a journal to write down his thoughts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/13/23 (Wed)00:06:50 No.22823139 >want to make a journal >buy journal >open journal >stare at it for 10 minutes before giving up what the f--- are you supposed to write? how your day went? thats something a girl in middle school does 40 KB JPG

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Anon can't cook | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous OPENING SOON! PM MULT mmm MANHATTAN SHORT FF 330 7 12/10/23(Sun)21:18:02 No.19988934 m FARCO cdn.forumcomm.jpg 306 KB JPG >moving to picrel because work decided california is "too expensive" and relocating everyone they are keeping on board >don't want to move but impossible to live in SD with only 85k/yr as a single male >trying to find out food culture of the area like California has the most authentic mexican food here in the us, south has bbq, new york has pizza, PNW has fish and okay asian food. >draw a blank with online research >search uber eat places since half the f------ year I am basically going to be relying on it for different meals as it's too cold to be outside >realize the most ~exotic~ thing around me that is within walking distance is an indian food places and asian foodie mart >not sure how an indian place lands there So it's true that flyovers basically have no real food identity? do people just eat potatoes and corn? What the f--- am I going to do, my apartment that I am moving to only has electric stoves.

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I already have wife and kids why should I care | /r/Greentext

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Anon gets cucked by white women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 148 KB JPG 12/13/23(Wed)10:29:27 No.910775930 >accountant at a medium size company >make $75,000 with 4 years experience >hr department is almost all white women, include 3 white women who are "the culture team" >they send a weekly letter about diversity and once a month, host a webinar about diversity >curious how much they make for having no skills other than reading some generic s--- off the internet in a monotonous way once a month on a video call >senior lady is 52 years old, makes $190,000 >middle lady is 30, makes $115,000 >junior is 22, recent hire from college, makes $65,000 This feels so unfair and wrong, should I not be feeling cheated by the system?

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